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  1. The Ten Worst Christmas Songs

    10-Last Christmas-By Anybody (especially Wham)

    9- Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy

    8-All I Want For Christmas Is You - That bl**dy woman!!!

    7- Alvin And The Chipmunks - The Christmas Song

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  2. Top Ten Christmas Songs

    10. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town ~ Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band

    9. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Gene Autry

    8. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey

    7. Blue Christmas--Elvis Presley

    6. White Christmas - Bing Crosby

    5. Let It Snow ~ Dean Martin

    4. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jimmy Boyd

    3. Jingle Bell Rock - Bobby Helms

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  3. Ah, you never know what will happen come any Sunday.

    So... Jamaal Charles gets 5 touchdowns and the 5th most fantasy points EVA!

    Only Gale Sayers and Jim Brown and a few others rank above him.

    My family had season tickets to the Los Angeles Rams games for 30 years and I was lucky enough to see both Gale Sayers and Jim Brown wreck havoc on the Rams defense during the 1960's. :bow: :bow:

  4. Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie

    10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies.

    9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song

    8. Our love of Phil Collins.

    7. Eschews pants.

    6. Can divide by zero

    5. Rocks hard like a banger!

    4. Can slam a revolving door

    3. At least one, I can tell you, is hung like a horse.

    2. Can debate and discuss any political topic without looking like a one-sided fool.

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  5. Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins:

    10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best.

    9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast.

    8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed.

    7. It's freakin' cold!

    6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television.

    5. Michael Bolton

    4. Michael Buble

    3. Shopping Mall traffic

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  6. Steely Dan is better known than a dildo in the novel Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs.

    Talking Heads is better known than the term used to describe a person talking as all content and no action.

    E Street Band is better known than the E Street in New Jersey.

    Jethro Tull is better known than the 18th-century agriculturist.

    a-ha and the way of expressing positive recognition.

    The Rolling Stones are better known than a line in the Muddy Water's song "Mannish Boy".

  7. Grrr…

    Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like …

    10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly.

    9. Andy Reid without KfC

    8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife.

    7. Joe wearing pants...

    6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition

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