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  1. Oh, man, where to begin!!

    "But officer, the stop sign was waving me through....dude."

    "Hey, are those real bullets, or chocolate wrapped in foil?"

    "I don't feel like I ran a stop sign..."

    "Geez, it's getting so a 62 year old has been can't smoke pot and run stop signs."

    "Hey, aren't you the dude who busted me last year?"

    "C'mon, give me a break, dude. I'm the other guy in Simon & Garfunkel. Really!"

    "Hey, at least I'm not that other dude in Wham!"

    "If you let me go, I'll get you Ann Magaret's autograph, dude."

    "Got any twinkies?"

  2. 1979 Edna. I know. I was a Sophmore, and you couldn't go anywhere without hearing that blasted thing.

    It seems every decade there is one horribly bad song that everyone loves. OK, more than one, but man, that's a bad song.

    80's ~ Sudio by Phill Collins

    90's ~ Achy Breaky Heart by that refrigerator with a mullet. (I think it was the 90's anyway.

  3. "You think you're cool, Danny."

    I say that to my kids all the time.

    More Caddyshack quotes:

    "Mrs. Craig...I'm looking at you.....you wore green so you could hide..."

    "I ain't payin' no fifty cents for no Coke!"

    "Man, free to kill gophers at will."

    Oh, and here's one from Vacation I use every year when we go on vacation. As we head down the street, out of the neighborhood, I always say:

    "I have everything planned, so we're at Wally World, first thing Saturday morning."

    Then I'm the only one who laughs.

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