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  1. Hot Fuzz (2007)

    One of the few recent comedies I really enjoyed, a clever parody/mockery of big-budget action and police detective films.

    "Village citizen Peter Ian Staker: [on the phone to the police department, politely] Morning, the swan's escaped.

    Newly assigned police officer Sergeant Nicholas Angel: [looking around the office, certain it is a prank] The swan's escaped. Right, and where has the swan escaped from, exactly?

    Peter Ian Staker: The castle.

    Nicholas Angel: Oh yeah, and who might you be?

    Peter Ian Staker: Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker.

    Nicholas Angel: [annoyed] PI Staker? Right, PISSTAKER! COME ON!!

    [cut to Angel, standing outside the castle in front of Peter Ian Staker]

    Nicholas Angel: Yes Mr. Staker, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it?

    Peter Ian Staker: It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill...

    Nicholas Angel: Anything else?

    Peter Ian Staker: Well... it's a swan."

  2. A few of my favourites, no particular order:

    - Thom Yorke (Radiohead): a fluent, beautiful and distinctive tenor

    - Liam Gallagher (Oasis): a perfect blend of brash and soulful with the "ability to hit just the right emotional chord when needed" (AMG).

    - Freddie Mercury: one of the best vocalists ever with incredible range and ability

    - Paul McCartney: an excellent voice with great versatility

    - Tom Chaplin (Keane): another lovely tenor with "rich vocals... as vibrant as any choir" (AMG)

    - Richard Ashcroft: an earnest and compelling baritone

    - Jeff Buckley: a rich and majestic voice

    - Roger Daltrey: at his peak, one of the best rock and roll voices

    - Morrissey: an idiosyncratic English croon

    - Ian Brown (The Stone Roses): a voice that is the embodiment of cool, confident detachment

  3. 1. "Acquiesce" - Oasis

    2. "Tonight, Tonight" - Smashing Pumpkins

    3. "Go With The Flow" - Queens of the Stoneage

    4. Into The Great Wide Open" - Tom Petty

    5. "In The Presence of The Lord" - Blind Faith

    6. "End Of A Century" - Blur

    7. "No More Heroes" - The Stranglers

    8. "Street Spirit (Fade Out)" - Radiohead

    9. "Becoming More Like God" - Jah Wobble & The Invaders Of the Heart

    10. "Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine)" - The Penguins

  4. Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

    10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

    9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

    8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

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