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  1. Top Ten lines people use to pick up others in a bar

    1. You're the best looking person I've ever seen in here.

    2. I've lost my telephone number - can I have yours?

    3. Do you use Windex on your pants?, because I can see myself in them.

    4. You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.

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  2. Top Ten obnoxious (yet harmless) pranks to play on a neighbor.

    10. Turn off the fuse buttons in their fuse box, and put a padlock on it.

    9. Fill 3/4 of a garbage can with water. Lean it up against their door and knock.

    8. Knock on their door and when they open it throw a stink bomb in......LMAO

    7. Wrap their daily newspaper(s) in a plastic bag. (As if it's going to rain.)

    6. Put a tape recording of a howling cat under their porch.

    5. Call a cab company and have them send one to your neighbor's house.....then peep out the windows

    4. Order 10 pizzas sent to their address

    3. Send roses to your neighbors wife and put on the card "From a secret admirer"

    2. Paper Bag on Fire full of poo.

    1. Ring your neighbors door bell and then hide and repeat and repeat

    Top Ten lines people use to pick up others in a bar

    1. You're the best looking person I've ever seen in here

  3. Top Ten obnoxious (yet harmless) pranks to play on a neighbor.

    10. Turn off the fuse buttons in their fuse box, and put a padlock on it.

    9. Fill 3/4 of a garbage can with water. Lean it up against their door and knock.

    8. Knock on their door and when they open it throw a stink bomb in......LMAO

    7. Wrap their daily newspaper(s) in a plastic bag. (As if it's going to rain.)

    6. Put a tape recording of a howling cat under their porch.

    5. Call a cab company and have them send one to your neighbor's house.....then peep out the windows

    4. Order 10 pizzas sent to their address

    3. Send roses to your neighbors wife and put on the card "From a secret admirer"

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