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  1. Witless ? Perhaps ...but I still have all the money I DIDN'T bet on the Packers ... ;)

    :laughing: Don't think for a minute that Canadians are kind folk -as evidenced by this dude and Ray wanting me banned already,and I've only been here a day . :D They'd turn you into the tax office or proper authorities just as soon as look at you ...take that Texas ! Gotta be cold-blooded to be Canadian -or just cold , at least ...

    Canadian South Park :

    Kyle: You got Kevin banned ....you b*stard ...but he kinda had it coming , didn't he , eh ?

    Stan : Yeah , he went a bit too far ,eh , that guy ...but he did have some good points ...

    Kyle : Oh ? That's a movie isn't it ? .... 'He went too Far '

    Stan : No , it's 'A Bridge too Far ' you fcking idiot .

    Kyle : Oh , that's right . Sorry, eh . Wasn't Tom Hanks in that ... ?

    Oh , btw ...^Dork ! :cool: (Raybans )

  2. Or you can do it this way ....

    What child actress was originally offered the role of Regan MacNeill in "The Exorcist"?

    Choose Your Answer: A: Carrie Fisher, B: Melissa Gilbert, C: Dana Plato, D: Lisa Bonet

    A: Dano Plato -go figure !


    The last execution in the Tower of London took place during what war?

    Choose Your Answer: A: War of the Roses, B: Napoleonic Wars, C: World War I, D: World War II

    A: The last execution in the Tower of London took place during World War II when Josef Jakobs, a German soldier, was captured while parachuting into England. After a quick trial in Brixton, he was convicted of espionage, brought to the Tower, held overnight, and executed by firing squad on August 14, 1941. The chair in which he sat during his execution is still on display. Jakobs was one of hundreds who were executed at the Tower of London during its 900 year history, and as a result it has gained a reputation as one of the most haunted locations in Britain.

  3. ^ Don't take your kids to church . With stories like this week after week , it should be rated PG-13 . So much is like a damn episode of 'Saw ' . You wanna do that to your kid ? ;) Suicides , murder , gambling , war , egoists , lots of begetting and begottens ...etc . , and thats just a passage ... It's like HBO , and you wouldn't let your kids watch that , would you ? :laughing:

  4. I wanna dedicate this to the Lizard ( for no reason other than its fcked up and I think he'll appreciate that :D ) , who tells me he will be graduating in May .

    Very well done , my good sir. May the wind always blow at your front -cause that's where the action is at -never look back , unless she's kinky like that , then maybe its cool...

    *sniff * (Anyone remember when he was still 5 and could hardly spell, but he looked so cute in those fiddle videos ? ...ah ...anyway )

    Go ND !

  5. Who was the 'new ' 12th apostle after Judas ' broke up the band ' , so to speak ?

    ... bloody Paul MacCartney !


    "In those days Peter stood up among the believers (a group numbering about a hundred and twenty) and said, "Brothers, the Scripture had to be fulfilled which the Holy Spirit spoke long ago through the mouth of David concerning Judas, who served as a guide for those who arrested Jesus--he was one of our number and shared in this ministry." (With the reward he got for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out. Everyone in Jerusalem heard about this, so they called that field in their language Akeldama, that is, Field of Blood.) "For," said Peter, "it is written in the book of Psalms: 'May his place be deserted; let there be no one to dwell in it,' and 'May another take his place of leadership.' Therefore it is necessary to choose one of the men who have been with us the whole time the Lord Jesus went in and out among us, beginning from John's baptism to the time when Jesus was taken up from us. For one of these must become a witness with us of his resurrection." So they proposed two men: Joseph called Barsabbas (also known as Justus) and Matthias. Then they prayed, "Lord, you know everyone's heart. Show us which of these two you have chosen to take over this apostolic ministry, which Judas left to go where he belongs." Then they cast lots, and the lot fell to Matthias; so he was added to the eleven apostles."

    ACTS 1:15-26

  6. Nixon went to China ....Why ? For God's sakes , WHY ?!?!

    Just another reason to hate that old S.O.B ... and Henry , the blood of exploited working class virgins can't keep you alive forever , and I'll sing a merry tune and dance on your grave ,too . :cool:

  7. Top Ten Reasons Mondays Suck

    10. The leftover pizza from Saturday night is now dry and crusty.

    9. Back to work (although I'm thankful I can)

    8. My weekend hangover still hasn't gone away

    7. Ashton Kutcher is on tonight.

    6. There won't be any Monday Night Football for 6 months

    5. It's the weekday that is the furthest one away from the next weekend.

    4. Because Tuesday ain't exactly a bright horizon either.

    3. Cause when it's Monday here ,it' Sunday there still , and Blues won't post my bail on the Sabbath .

    2. There's always storm clouds one way or another...

    1. Because the 'calender people ' decided to put Sunday first ,and I always think its Tuesday .

    Top 10 songs you would've liked to have Heard Whitney Houston Record

    10. Dirty Deeds










  8. I had a really hard time with this news -worst minute and a half of my life dealing with it .I'm fine now though , and in fact feel much better , so no need for supportive posts . TBH , I thought she'd died already years ago , but I see now that I had her confused with Payton Manning ... my bad .

    I don't wanna throw accusations around loosely -you know that's not my style -but I heard a few month's ago that Dolly Parton was having 'money troubles ' . Problem solved now ? I consider her a person of interest , nonetheless ... 'follow the money ' ...

  9. Yeah, I once started a poem about you, Kevin. But got stuck trying to come up with a rhyme for "pitiful."

    Sittingbull, maybe? quote]

    As a longtime patron of the arts ,Im gonna patronize you ,Steel , and encourage any poem that is about me . That's the kinda guy I am . You and Sammy have had enough failure in your lives , and I don't want you to blow this final chance for a bit of redemption , or have to read yet another OMG blog about another Hemmingway wanna-be doing himself in . :)

    BTW ; you are def. Valentine potential - the front runner currently ,infact ,unfortunately . :cool:

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