Steel2Velvet
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Very smooth singer/songwriter.
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Top 10 things the NFL's replacement refs can do now that the dispute is over.
10. Go back to their old jobs at Foot Locker.
9. Play NHL hockey games
8. Go f**k themselves!
7. Take a vacation, No wait, not that! Take skiing lessons. No, not that. Go shopping with the wife. No. I mean .. yeah. No. No! Definitely not. Well, maybe. I mean ...
6. Drop acid while listening to the Beatles White Album.
5. Keep that eye exam appointment that got postponed.
4. Try actually playing the game for once.
3. Officiating the upcoming VP debate seems appropriate.
2. Watch as the regular officials miss a call and are being called derogatory names by fans and sigh in relief that they don't need to put up with that anymore.
1. Lasik surgery
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Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama
10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!".
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What is the fascination with Poker?
all in the family
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What thought did the bluffing poker player send out toward the only other player remaining in the high-stakes hand, Sal Martino?
Around the world in 80 days.
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Happy Birthday, Kenne. Hope it was a great one!
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What is embroidered on the back of Sammy's autumn jacket?
Where the boys are
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All I could come up as a reason for Obama's debate strategy last night (yes, the U.S. presidential debate series is being carried by Brazilian cable) was that the campaign has not been challenging enough for someone of his competitive nature, so he threw his opponent a few handicap poll points. Now, that's grace and confidence!
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Top 10 things the NFL's replacement refs can do now that the dispute is over.
10. Go back to their old jobs at Foot Locker.
9. Play NHL hockey games
8. Go f**k themselves!
7. Take a vacation, No wait, not that! Take skiing lessons. No, not that. Go shopping with the wife. No. I mean .. yeah. No. No! Definitely not. Well, maybe. I mean ...
6. Drop acid while listening to the Beatles White Album.
5. Keep that eye exam appointment that got postponed.
4. Try actually playing the game for once.
3. Officiating the upcoming VP debate seems appropriate.
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Top 10 things the NFL's replacement refs can do now that the dispute is over.
10. Go back to their old jobs at Foot Locker.
9. Play NHL hockey games
8. Go f**k themselves!
7. Take a vacation, No wait, not that! Take skiing lessons. No, not that. Go shopping with the wife. No. I mean .. yeah. No. No! Definitely not. Well, maybe. I mean ...
6. Drop acid while listening to the Beatles White Album.
5. Keep that eye exam appointment that got postponed.
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Why was the formerly constipated pope late for his latest press conference?
Put a light on for me
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Just covering all the bases; albeit at the wrong ball park.
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What does the gold bling necklace around Cee Lo Green's neck read?
Hold on, I'm coming
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Top 10 things the NFL's replacement refs can do now that the dispute is over.
10. Go back to their old jobs at Foot Locker.
9. Play NHL hockey games
8. Go f**k themselves!
7. Take a vacation, No wait, not that! Take skiing lessons. No, not that. Go shopping with the wife. No. I mean .. yeah. No. No! Definitely not. Well, maybe. I mean ...
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Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Post In The Top Ten Thread
10. It just feels right.
9. Because it's groovy, man.
8. It helps boost your post count numbers
7. Because you love to play this game.
6. Just another opinion on the subject.
5. No one else is gonna do it!
4. Pays well, plus healthcare benefits.
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Happy Birthday Sweetie Pie!
Your more beautiful than ever!
:inlove:
This is love.
Happy Birthday, Carole. My first SF friend.
Hugs to you on your special day.
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Top Ten Groundbreaking R&R Events
10. Elvis on Ed Sullivan Show
9. Bill Haley recorded (We're Gonna) Rock Around The Clock
8. Woodstock (1969)
7. Woodstock (1994)
6. "The Day the Music Died" (Buddy Holly's plane crash)
5. "The Day the Music Died" (that day John met Yoko)
4. Jimi at Monterey (1967)
3. Michael Jackson releases Thriller (1982)
2. Sex Pistols fired by two record labels in one year
1. At number one I think I can say without controversy that it would have to be The Safety Dance
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Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Post In The Top Ten Thread
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Top Ten Groundbreaking R&R Events
10. Elvis on Ed Sullivan Show
9. Bill Haley recorded (We're Gonna) Rock Around The Clock
8. Woodstock (1969)
7. Woodstock (1994)
6. "The Day the Music Died" (Buddy Holly's plane crash)
5. "The Day the Music Died" (that day John met Yoko)
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Moon River and Can't Get Used To Losing You were my favorite non-Christmas songs of Mr. Williams.
A smooth voice and seemed such a kind man.
RIP
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Top Ten Groundbreaking R&R Events
7. Woodstock (1994)
Rip-offs for 200 please, Alex.
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What's the result of a Friday night encounter with the wrong tsetse fly?
Bring it in home to me
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I kid.
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Did she recently have a stroke?
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Can you name a boat, a Beatle and a bug?
Keep it under wraps
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Top Ten Reasons You're Glad The Kids Are Back In School
10. You don't have to listen to them whine about needing a new cell phone all day.
9. Let them f**k with the teachers' heads for a while!
8. I can watch internet porn without being interrupted.
7. A lot less crying and cantankerous behavior on the retail sales floor.
6. My weekday daytime sanity will return.
5. Two words: Female milkman.
4. I've been able to cut down my alcohol and Prozac intake by half after only a week.
3. They bring home better weed than I can get.
2. I finally have the Sony Playstation all to myself for a few hours.
1. Once more, that sweet daytime publicly-funded babysitting.
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Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama
10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!".
9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House.
8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast.
7. You use the court jester as your Vice President.
6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc.
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