[how do the aqua teen hunger force lyrics go???]

I want candy

Bubblegum and taffy

Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet hot Sandy

Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy

I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy

I want candy

Put it in a pop

Split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line

Kinda like hostin' kindness of the cavity kind

Talkin' licorice kisses

Talkin' chocolate dowsed smiles

I want candy

I got a sugar tooth

Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots

Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops

Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose

Backup: Candy....Candy

I need candy

Bubblegum and taffy

Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty

Do it 'til your dad sees

Embarrass your whole family

Just because you came between a kid and his candy

I need candy

Any kind'll do

Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved

It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze

A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

That fuels a giant drill

That bores straight into hell

Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell

So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated

And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy

Want some candy

Eat candy 'til I'm dead

I'll kill you for some candy

Give me candy, candyhead

Where you keepin' all the candy?

Who made you candy king?

If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing

Backup: Candy in the mornin'

Candy on the way to school

Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon

Candy at school, on the way home from school

Candy at dinner, at dinner, whoo-hoo

Mess up the mix

Mix up the mess

Come on down, yo

Here's the address:

Said 612 Wharf Avenue

Right next to the gentlemen's club