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I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box makred "Electronic cat and dog caller"--guaranteed to work."

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

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I'm so glad I don't have to do "dating".

My mate Jeff is down-hearted, because he messed up a blind-date again.

It was all going fine until, during the meal, she said "So, what's your pet hate?". With a second's thought, he replied, "It doesn't like having things shoved up its backside".

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A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. “Hi, honey,†he says. “Want a little company?â€

“Why?†asks the woman? “Do you have one to sell?

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I've always been intrigued with pessimists and optimists.

I remember once I was atop of the Sears Tower, Chicago, USA. Well, someone jumped off and I heard an onlooker say, "OMG!!!, that person's dead."

I thought, "not yet."

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Buncha Hi-jackers.

The jokes thread already exists.

You can find it here:

The Jokes Thread - Relaunched

I know where the Jokes thread is, mate. But sometimes a joke works better when it's slipped into the conversation naturalistically. If you put up a sign saying "Listen, people: I am about to tell a joke", it can lose its impact.

Anyway, the "Doctor" gag which started off that joke-athon was a "Random Thought" at the time. :D

We probably all knew we were posting on the wrong thread, but, hey, as acts of rebellion go it wasn't the most bloodthirsty, was it? :)

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