MuzikTyme Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 produce jokes You do it very well, Bluesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 You do it very well, Bluesy. Ok, you talked me into it... A customer comes up to me and asks "Where is the fresh Ginger?" and I respond "it's right next to the fresh Mary Ann" (rimshot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Ok, maybe one more before you start throwing things at me... "Do you carry Hass avocados?" "Yes, they're right next to the Little Joe avocados" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Keep 'em coming, bluesy. Corny jokes are right up my alley. Hey, I said corny! That's produce, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 We keep the package herbs in one section on the wet rack, so when a customer wants rosemary or thyme I point and tell 'em it's in the Simon & Garfunkel section over there. ------> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Does anyone ever get the jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 I only tell them to older people. The young crowd doesn't get it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Darned whippersnappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 HappyBirthdayAmerica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 I only tell them to older people. The young crowd doesn't get it at all. I'd get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 and how many other young people do you know who would? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Hmm two or three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Ohhh dear... I missed Shawna's birthday. Happy It, Shawna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 It's this loser's birthday today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Who´s that loser? I can´t open youtube and I´m curious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Beck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 ^ spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Mr Hansen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Well yesterday was mine and Dh's anniversary and I'd just like to announce we had a pretty nice time at the coast . It was a bit windy and a little cooler then what I'd have liked but dinner was good It's supposed to get up to 90 today so maybe we should have put it off and went today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 You can still go today!.... Happy Anniversary Lea and DH! :guitar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Happy anniversary, Lea!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 It's supposed to get up to 90 today so maybe we should have put it off and went today nah, it wouldn't have been nearly as much fun keeping each other warm that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 nah, it wouldn't have been nearly as much fun keeping each other warm that way. Arizonans! Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Arizonans! Go figure. Over here we call 'em Zonies. They flood the place during the summer months trying to get a break from the heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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