Farin 2 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 yep, or maybe frozen goods... or jelly... or something Link to post Share on other sites
MarcM 0 Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 I dont know what (s)he eats, but I know God drives a Galaxy, just like my grandma did. Link to post Share on other sites
Super Ry 71 0 Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Why are we blaming God? He would never do something like that to us. It must have been Allah instead! Isn't he the hungry one in the family? Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Allah IS "god", just like Jehova, it's just another name Link to post Share on other sites
Super Ry 71 0 Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Did you know that Christianity, Judaism, & Islam all come from the same basic source? "And thus did the Holy powers of thy universe come together to form a round table--like that of Arthur, except without all the cheating--to divide their [bless] across the entire world..." The Doctrine: Text 5; Verse 21:6, 'On the Source of Religion (The Touchy Part)' Link to post Share on other sites
Levis 6 Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 I knew that. it's why I always found these wars which are pretty much Christianity vs. Islam, very ironic Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Did you know that Christianity, Judaism, & Islam all come from the same basic source? The Doctrine: Text 5; Verse 21:6, 'On the Source of Religion (The Touchy Part)' yes, actually I knew that... from your comment I thought you didn't sorry if I was wrong Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 0 Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 I think he ate it. All those black holes in space... now this giant nothing... god is a compulsive over-eater who eats his own creations when he gets cravings. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 The time I met God, he wasn't eating dark matter. He was eating a pastrami and Swiss sub from the Subway just up the road. Then we went out for a couple beers. I found out he's not very talkative...at least, not as talkative as you would think a supreme being might be. It just seemed like he was a little pissed off at the world. I didn't ask why. Link to post Share on other sites
MarcM 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Sammy, that was a transient. God does not drink beer. He drinks Bartles and James Wine Coolers. It's why you can not get them anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 You guys are wayyyy off track... God don't mess stuff up, the devil does. I can see Satan ripping out a part of the universe just to make God pissed! Link to post Share on other sites
TheLizard 1 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Hmmm, you know what? He has a point. Link to post Share on other sites
Super Ry 71 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Yeah, why haven't we thought of that? You're a genius Ray. Link to post Share on other sites
Dappled 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 If God ate it, he must have excreted it somewhere, if he's at all like us. Say, isn't our part of the universe unnaturally thick with galaxies?? Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 If God ate it, he must have excreted it somewhere He did. It's what we now call "Canada". Link to post Share on other sites
Ken 0 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 This from a guy who gave us Jeffery Dahmer, Jerry Springer, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter. Jeeeeeeze. Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Touche ! Good one ! Link to post Share on other sites
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