Astronomers found a whole lot of nothing

[Farin 2]

yep, or maybe frozen goods... or jelly... or something

[MarcM 0]

I dont know what (s)he eats, but I know God drives a Galaxy, just like my grandma did.

[Super Ry 71 0]

Why are we blaming God? He would never do something like that to us. It must have been Allah instead! Isn't he the hungry one in the family?

[Farin 2]

Allah IS "god", just like Jehova, it's just another name

[Super Ry 71 0]

Did you know that Christianity, Judaism, & Islam all come from the same basic source?

"And thus did the Holy powers of thy universe come together to form a round table--like that of Arthur, except without all the cheating--to divide their [bless] across the entire world..."

The Doctrine: Text 5; Verse 21:6, 'On the Source of Religion (The Touchy Part)'

[Levis 6]

I knew that. it's why I always found these wars which are pretty much Christianity vs. Islam, very ironic

[Farin 2]

Did you know that Christianity, Judaism, & Islam all come from the same basic source?

The Doctrine: Text 5; Verse 21:6, 'On the Source of Religion (The Touchy Part)'

yes, actually I knew that... from your comment I thought you didn't

sorry if I was wrong

[The Seeker 0]

I think he ate it. All those black holes in space... now this giant nothing... god is a compulsive over-eater who eats his own creations when he gets cravings.

[miamisammy29 4]

The time I met God, he wasn't eating dark matter. He was eating a pastrami and Swiss sub from the Subway just up the road. Then we went out for a couple beers. I found out he's not very talkative...at least, not as talkative as you would think a supreme being might be. It just seemed like he was a little pissed off at the world. I didn't ask why.

[MarcM 0]

Sammy, that was a transient. God does not drink beer. He drinks Bartles and James Wine Coolers. It's why you can not get them anymore.

[Rayzor 1]

You guys are wayyyy off track...

God don't mess stuff up, the devil does.

I can see Satan ripping out a part of the universe just to make God pissed!

[TheLizard 1]

Hmmm, you know what? He has a point.

[Super Ry 71 0]

Yeah, why haven't we thought of that? You're a genius Ray.

[Dappled 0]

If God ate it, he must have excreted it somewhere, if he's at all like us. Say, isn't our part of the universe unnaturally thick with galaxies??

[miamisammy29 4]

If God ate it, he must have excreted it somewhere

He did. It's what we now call "Canada".

[Ken 0]

This from a guy who gave us Jeffery Dahmer, Jerry Springer, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter.

Jeeeeeeze.

[Kevin 3]

Touche ! Good one !