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Think It Over

Buddy Holly

Think it over, what you've just said

Think it over in your pretty little head

Are you sure think I'm not the one,

is your love real or only fun?

Think it over

Yes, think it over

A lonely heart grows cold and old

Think it over and let me know

Think it over, but don't be slow

Just remember all birds and bees

Go by two thro' life's mysteries

Think it over

Yes, think it over

A lonely heart grows cold and old

Think it over, an think of me

Think it over and you will see

Happy days when you and I

Think as one and kiss the blues goodbye

Think it over

Yes, think it over

A lonely heart grows cold and old

Think it over, over and over

Think it over, over and over

You've just learned a lesson, the hard way

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Revolution ~ Eric Clapton

I told you once, I told you twice

You never listen to my advice

Good kind treatment, I'm threw with you

Won't get to heaven, I don't care what you do

I seen you changin from day to day

Nothin never gets in your way

Don't feel nothin for no one else

Take what you want, jus help yo self

(Say you wanna, say you wanna)

Now you want a Revolution

(Want a revolution)

A revolution now

(Say you wanna, say you wanna)

Say you wanna a revolution

(Wanna revolution)

A revolution now

(Told you once) I told you twice

(Ya never listen) To my advice

(Now your out there) Your on your own

Ain't got no friends, ain't got no home

(Getting mad)

I'm gettin mad at you (Mad at you)

Just don't like the way you do

Don't know where you think you been

But your goin to wind up back there again

(Say you wanna, say you wanna)

Now you want a Revolution

(Want a revolution)

A revolution now

(Say you wanna, say you wanna)

You wanna a revolution

(Wanna revolution)

A revolution now

Say wanna revolution

(Say you wanna, say you wanna)

Do you wanna revolution now?

(Revolution, a Revolution now)

(Time has come) and it won't be long

For you to see where you come from

(You can't go back) Can't go back, can't stay the same

No one but yourself to blame

(Say you wanna, say you wanna)

Now you want a Revolution

(Want a revolution)

A revolution now

(Say you wanna, say you wanna)

You wanna a revolution

(Wanna revolution)

A revolution now

(Say you wanna, say you wanna)

Do you wanna revolution now?

(Revolution, a Revolution now)

You're going on vacation

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Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett

Nibblin' on sponge cake,

watchin' the sun bake;

All of those tourists covered with oil.

Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.

Smell those shrimp

They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,

Stayed here all season

With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.

But it's a real beauty,

A Mexican cutie, how it got here

I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

Now I think, - hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,

Stepped on a pop top,

Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.

But there's booze in the blender,

And soon it will render

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

But I know, it's my own damn fault.

Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame

And I know it's my own damn fault.

You are looking forward to the weekend

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Allrighty then, how 'bout this one...

"Friday On My Mind" - The Easybeats

"Monday morning feels so bad

Everybody seems to nag me

Coming Tuesday I'll feel better

Even my old man looks good

Wednesday just don't go

Thursday goes too slow

I've got Friday on my mind

Gonna have fun in the city

Be with my girl she's so pretty

She looks fine tonight

She is out of sight to me

Tonight - I'll spend my bread

Tonight - I'll lose my head

Tonight - I've got to get tonight

Monday I have Friday on my mind

Do the five day drag once more

There won't be nothing else that bugs me

More than working for the rich men

Hey, I'll change that scene one day

Today I might be mad, tomorrow I'll be glad

'Cause I'll have Friday on my mind

I'm gonna have fun in the city

Be with my girl she's so pretty

She looks fine tonight, she is outta sight to me

Tonight - I'll spend my bread

Tonight - I'll lose my head

Tonight - I've got to get tonight

Monday I have Friday on my mind

Gonna have fun in the city

I'll be with my girl she's so pretty

I'm gonna have fun in the city

I'll be with my girl she's so pretty ...."

You think you're getting old.

:afro: :afro: :afro: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR

Frank Sinatra

(ol' blue eyes) :)

When I was seventeen, it was a very good year

It was a very good year for small town girls

And soft summer nights

We'd hide from the lights

On the village green

When I was seventeen

When I was twenty-one, it was a very good year

It was a very good year for city girls

Who lived up the stairs

With perfumed hair

That came undone

When I was twenty-one

When I was thirty-five, it was a very good year

It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls

Of independent means

We'd ride in limousines

Their chauffeurs would drive

When I was thirty-five

But now the days are short, I'm in the autumn of my years

And I think of my life as vintage wine

From fine old kegs

From the brim to the dregs

It poured sweet and clear

It was a very good year

You're bored

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I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself - The White Stripes

(Well that's the version I pick)

I just don't know what to do with myself

I don't know what to do with myself

planning everything for two

doing everything with you

and now that we're through

I just don't know what to do

I just don't know what to do with myself

I don't know what to do with myself

movies only make me sad

parties make me feel as bad

cause I'm not with you

I just don't know what to do

like a summer rose

needs the sun and rain

I need your sweet love

to beat love away

well I don't know what to do with myself

just don't know what to do with myself

planning everything for two

doing everything with you

and now that we're through

I just don't know what to do

like a summer rose

needs the sun and rain

I need your sweet love

to beat love away

I just don't know what to do with myself

just don't know what to do with myself

just don't know what to do with myself

I don't know what to do with myself

You're waiting for someone

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Waiting On A Friend

Watching girls go passing by

It ain't the latest thing

I'm just standing in a doorway

I'm just trying to make some sense

Out of these girls go passing by

The tales they tell of men

I'm not waiting on a lady

I'm just waiting on a friend

A smile relieves a heart that grieves

Remember what I said

I'm not waiting on a lady

I'm just waiting on a friend

I'm just waiting on a friend

Don't need a whore

I don't need no booze

Don't need a virgin priest

But I need someone I can cry to

I need someone to protect

Making love and breaking hearts

It is a game for youth

But I'm not waiting on a lady

I'm just waiting on a friend

Someone is getting on your nerves

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Get Off Of My Cloud-Rolling Stones

I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block

And I sit at home looking out the window

Imagining the world has stopped

Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack

And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack

I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd

On my cloud, baby

The telephone is ringing

I say, "Hi, it's me. Who is it there on the line?"

A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you

Well, I guess I'm doin' fine"

He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise

Don't you people ever wanna go to bed?

Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have

To drive me out of my head?"

I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd

On my cloud baby

I was sick and tired, fed up with this

And decided to take a drive downtown

It was so very quiet and peaceful

There was nobody, not a soul around

I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream

In the morning the parking tickets were just like

A flag stuck on my window screen

I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd

On my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Don't hang around, baby, two's a crowd

You're in a hurry to get someplace.

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I CAN'T DRIVE 55

Sammy Hagar

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!

Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!

So I tried my best illegal move

Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125

Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive

I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!

So I signed my name on number 24, hey!

Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more

We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"

I said Yea!, Oh yea!

Write me up a 125

Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive

I can't drive 55!

Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!

I can't drive 55!

I can't drive 55!

I can't drive 55!

Uh!

(Solo)

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.

And I can't get get my care out of second gear.

What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!

It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125

Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive

I can't drive 55!

No, no no,

I can't drive...

(I can't drive 55!)

I can't drive...

(I can't drive 55!)

I can't drive 55!

You've got the blues

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I got the blues

Rolling Stones

As I stand by your flame

I get burned once again

Feelin low down, Im blue

As I sit by the fire

Of your warm desire

Ive got the blues for you, yeah

Every night youve been away

Ive sat down and I have prayed

That youre safe in the arms of a guy

Who will bring you alive

Wont drag you down with abuse

In the silk sheet of time

I will find peace of mind

Love is a bed full of blues

And Ive got the blues for you

And Ive got the blues for you

And Ill bust my brains out for you

And Ill tear my hair out

Im gonna tear my hair out just for you

If you dont believe what Im singing

At three oclock in the morning, babe, well

Im singing my song for you

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Your boyfriend´s back

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My Boyfriend's Back--The Angels

SPOKEN

And bothered me every night

And when I wouldn't go out with you

You said things that weren't very nice>

My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

When you see him comin', better cut out on the double

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

You been spreading lies that I was untrue

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

So look out now 'cause he's comin' after you

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

Hey, he knows what you been tryin'

And he knows that you been lyin'

He's been gone for such a long time

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

Now he's back and things'll be fine

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

You're gonna be sorry you were ever born

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

'cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

Hey, he knows I wasn't cheatin'

Now you're gonna get a beatin'

What made you think he'd believe all your lies?

(Aah-ooh, aah-ooh)

You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size

(Aah-ooh)

Wait and see!

My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

Hey, I can see him comin'

Now you better start a'runnin'

(Aah-ooh, aah-ooh)

(Aah-ooh)

Wait and see!

My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation

(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

Yeah, my boyfriend's back

Well look out now, my boyfriend's back

Well, I can see him comin' so you better get a'runnin' a'right now

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

FADE

My boyfriend's back

Someone else has returned.

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I Will Survive ~ Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong

And I grew strong

And I learned how to get along

And so you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have made you leave the key

If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Go on now

Go walk out the door

Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no not I

I will survive

Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, and I'll survive

I will survive

Hey hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart

And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for my self

I used to cry

Now I hold my head up high

And you see me

Somebody new

I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you

And so you felt like dropping in

and just expect me to be free

Well now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me

Go on now

Go walk out that door,

Just turn around now

'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no not I

I will survive

Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, and I'll survive

I will survive

Hey hey

You need help, but nobody can hear.

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See Me, Feel Me - The Who

Tommy: See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me, heal me, heal me.

Chorus: Listening to you I get the music.

Gazing at you I get the heat.

Following you I climb the mountain.

I get excitement at your feet!

Right behind you I see the millions.

On you I see the glory.

From you I get opinions.

From you I get the story.

Listening to you I get the music.

Gazing at you I get the heat.

Following you I climb the mountain.

I get excitement at your feet!

[TOMMY AND CHORUS]

Right behind you I see the millions.

On you I see the glory.

From you I get opinions.

From you I get the story.

Listening to you I get the music.

Gazing at you I get the heat (heat).

Following you I climb the mountain.

I get excitement at your feet!

Right behind you I see the millions.

On you I see the glory.

From you I get opinions.

From you I get the story.

Ohhhhh, listening to you I get the music.

Gazing at you I get the heat.

Following you I climb the mountain.

I get excitement at your feet!

Right behind you I see the millions.

On you I see the glory.

From you I get opinions.

From you I get the story.

Listening to you!

You crave ginseng tea.

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Maybe a little coconut & lime with that ginseng?

Coconut ~ Harry Nilsson

Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,

His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up

She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,

Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"

I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"

I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."

Now lemme get this straight,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,

You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up,

Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"

I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."

I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'

I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder

Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,

Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,

Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,

His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up

She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up.

And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'

I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."

I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"

I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight,

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up,

Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,

Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,

Put the lime in the coconut. You're such a silly woman.

Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together

Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.

Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down,

Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning,

Woo--ain't there nothin' you can take?

I say, woo--to relieve your belly ache,

You say, well woo--ain't there nothin' I can take?

I say woo--woo, to relieve your belly ache,

You say yow--ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say wow--to relieve this belly ache,

I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"

I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"

I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"

I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together,

Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better,

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up,

Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

Yes, you call me in the morning, You call me in the morning,

I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.

I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.

I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.

I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning

I'll tell you what to do.

You Don't Feel Well

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Unwell - Matchbox 20

All day staring at the ceiling

Making friends with shadows on my wall

All night hearing voices telling me

That I should get some sleep

Because tomorrow might be good for something

Hold on

Feeling like I'm heading for a breakdown

And I don't know why

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

I know right now you can't tell

But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see

A different side of me

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired

I know right now you don't care

But soon enough you're gonna think of me

And how I used to be...me

I'm talking to myself in public

Dodging glances on the train

And I know, I know they've all been talking bout me

I can hear them whisper

And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me

Out of all the hours thinking

Somehow I've lost my mind

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

I know right now you can't tell

But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see

A different side of me

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired

I know right now you don't care

But soon enough you're gonna think of me

And how I used to be

I've been talking in my sleep

Pretty soon they'll come to get me

Yeah, they're taking me away

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

I know right now you can't tell

But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see

A different side of me

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired

I know right now you don't care

But soon enough you're gonna think of me

And how I used to be

Yeah, how I used to be

How I used to be

Well, I'm just a little unwell

How I used to be

How I used to be

I'm just a little unwell

It's the apocalypse!

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It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I feel fine) ~ R.E.M.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -

Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -

world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,

speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,

down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for

hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies

breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered

crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,

common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its

own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the

reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright

light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,

return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,

blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,

light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,

this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,

a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives

and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.

Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.

Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,

slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

(It's time I had some time alone)

There are clear blue skies above you

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Blue Skies--Willie Nelson

Blue skies smilin' at me

Nothin' but blue skies do I see

Bluebirds singin' a song

Nothin' but bluebirds all day long

Never saw the sun shinin' so bright

Never saw things goin' so right

Noticing the days hurrying by

When you're in love, my how they fly

Blue days, all of them gone

Nothin' but blue skies from now on

(Blue skies smilin' at me

Nothin' but blue skies do I see)

Never saw the sun shinin' so bright

Never saw things goin' so right

Noticing the days hurrying by

When you're in love, my how they fly

Blue days, all of them gone

Nothin' but blue skies from now on

Nothin' but blue skies from now on

A storm is brewing.

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Like a Hurricane - Neil Young

Once I thought I saw you in a crowded hazy bar,

Dancing on the light from star to star.

Far across the moonbeam I know thats who you are,

I saw your brown eyes turning once to fire.

You are like a hurricane

Theres calm in your eye.

And Im gettin blown away

To somewhere safer where the feeling stays.

I want to love you but Im getting blown away.

I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream,

You could have been anyone to me.

Before that moment you touched my lips

That perfect feeling when time just slips

Away between us on our foggy trip.

You are like a hurricane

Theres calm in your eye.

And Im gettin blown away

To somewhere safer where the feeling stays.

I want to love you but Im getting blown away.

You are just a dreamer, and I am just a dream.

You could have been anyone to me.

Before that moment you touched my lips

That perfect feeling when time just slips

Away between us on our foggy trip.

You are like a hurricane

Theres calm in your eye.

And Im gettin blown away

To somewhere safer where the feeling stays.

I want to love you but Im getting blown away.

There's something good on TV.

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"Couch Potato"- Weird Al Yankovic

Look

If you had

One shot

To sit on your lazy butt

And watch all the TV you ever wanted

Until your brain turned to mush

Would you go for it?

Or just let it slip?

Yo

Remote is ready

Eyes wide, palms are sweaty

There's Flintstones on the TV already

Wilma 'n' Betty

No virgin to channel surfin'

And I'm HD-ready

So I flip

Garbage is all I'm getting

There's Simon Cowell

Who folks wanna disembowel

He opens his mouth

Always says something foul

They're dyin', wow

Wannabes are crying now

He votes them out

Time to throw in the towel

Shows based on reality

Oh, the humanity!

Oh, Ozzy's family

Sho' loves profanity

Whoa, the insanity

Oh, dogs that crap and pee

Home of depravity?

No, they live happily

Yo

Plus "Da Ali G Show"

And "Celebrity Mole"

Oh, and there's Anna Nicole

Well, she's scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"

Oh, it's a station break

Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me

But I'd still tune in every show (show)

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO

The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)

I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO

The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)

(You're gonna)

My butt is aching

As I watch NASCAR racing

That show about undertaking

Larry King

To "24" to "Law And Order"

The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters

Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"

The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'

"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'

So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"

And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute

I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"

Then I bet

I watch "The Bachelorette"

Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"

And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"

They told me, they'd scold me

But I'd still tune in every show (show)

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO

The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"

They told me, cajoled me

But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)

I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO

The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)

(You're Gonna)

Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"

I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"

But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day

Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour

After that, felt like I needed a long shower

Network execs with naked ambitions

"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming planners

Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"

Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"

Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"

And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a

Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak

And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week

A 30 second spot

Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"

I was planning on recording "The Sopranos"

I forgot

I love shows with or without a plot

I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot

Cause I only have got

One brain to rot

I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"

They told me, they'd scold me

But I'd still tune in every show (show)

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO

The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)

I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO

The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)

(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you want to, man

You're woken up before you want to be

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You Can't Walk In Your Sleep (if You Can't Sleep)

By The GO-Go's

Last night you slept, you slept in fits

You smashed your windows bit by bit

YOu cried out-a bad dream

Horror pictures-what a scene!

Which way will things go tonight

Toss and turn or sleep tight

You can't win you wonder why

That sleep is one thing you can't buy

CHORUS

You can't walk in you sleep

If you can't sleep

You can't walk in your sleep

If you can't sleep

Downed that pill hours ago

And time is passing oh so slow

Watch the clock-you're waiting

It's five o'clock and the world is waking

That's the way things went tonight

Tossed and turned though you were tight

Exhaustion brings on desperation

Well there's still some consolation

CHORUS

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You desperately need a vacation.

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Wake-up Call ~ RCPM

Well there were covert conditions surrounding our mission when we were called to go

And the powers that be summoned you and me to help prove what they think they know

Estamos borracheros y cancioneros, verified and tried and true

So Special Ops issued us flip flops, a guitar and a week or two

We found a place that's not a where

A time that's not a when

Where there is not a why in sight at all

And the speed of light is the pace of the sun's rise and fall

And in this place that's not a where,

This time that's not a when,

Where there is not a why in sight at all

We'd like to extend our stay…cancel our wake up call

The insertion point was a lively little joint where operations would begin

So we filled our cups so as to loosen up and to blend right in

We told HQ, "We'll contact you, should we need you anymore"

"We'll send official word, yeah fly you the bird!"

"That's the homing pigeon!!!!"

"Or by semaphore…right!"

The good guys and the bad guys, they never work past noon 'round here

We made our mark upon the map but the ink just disappeared

Well our final report, in code, five-letters-short was written out by hand

it was truthful, subversive, on purpose, in cursive, scribbled seaside in the sand

Well we made quite clear we volunteer to stay right where we are

Belay the extraction, we're missing in action, and F*U*B*A*R!

We found a place that's not a where

A time that's not a when

And there is not a why in sight at all

The speed of the light is the pace of the sun's rise and fall

And in this place that's not a where,

this time that's not a when,

where there is not a why in sight at all

We'd like to extend our stay

Got dreamin' to do today

Just doin' our job anyway… now cancel our wake up call

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you got a new dog

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I Love My Dog ~ Cat Stevens

I love my dog as much as I love you

But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

All he asks from me is the food to give him strength

All he ever needs is love and that he knows he'll get

So, I love my dog as much as I love you

But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

All the pay I need comes shining through his eyes

I don't need no cold water to make me realize that

I love my dog as much as I love you

But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, nana...

I love my dog as much as I love you

But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, nana...

I love my dog, baby, I love my dog. Na, na, na...

I love my dog, baby, I love my dog. Na, na, na...

Your car broke down.

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