Sweet Jane 61 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Shawna girl, so thirlled that you had one hell of a great brithday, you deserved one! Now did you forget that camera on purpose?? Always good to have a (non)boyfriend??, who can break into a house, never know when that might come in handy! Keep on that high from your great birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 My apologies for being a little bit snoopy, but what's a (non)boyfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 he hates the word "boyfriend" because he's 42 (and a man). But I can't come up with a better word, so I call him my "non." Either that or... Friend (with benefits). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Use a heavy German accent and call him "Your Lu-va"....after a while, bf will not seem so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 (edited) Your manfriend? Your male companion? Your hot and spicy friend of the Y chromosome? Edited July 2, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Shannon - I just remembered your phrase: oily variety bohunk. THAT'S IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 "Meet my oily variety bohunk." I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 OH NO I MISSED SHAWNA'S BIRTHDAY LAST FRIDAY. MANY HAPPY RETURNS, KID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 (edited) now you've got a cock (roach) & a croc! And of course none of this would have been complete without the company at dinner and Roger of a certain SF great friend of mine, who can attest to what a whirling dervish I was at the concert! But alas... no photos for proof... I left my new digital camera in Phoenix! } Ah, no photos, but I'm going out on a limb here. I was the witness in question. She did "dance, and dance, and dance", was a total dervish, and the "non".... is anything but!! Glad you had a good time girly. Me too. Edited July 3, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 and the "non".... is anything but!! would you classify him as the oily variety bohunk? I could call him OVB for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 OH NO I MISSED SHAWNA'S BIRTHDAY LAST FRIDAY. MANY HAPPY RETURNS, KID. thank you for that, Fif! You probably had no idea I'm a closet Jackass fan, either! Nice going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Hey mods! How come the foam-flecked ghost of Monica Belluci's left nipple gets edited out of my posts on grounds of taste and decorum yet you can post the sado-masochistic image above with equanimity? Apart from the blatant sexism and hypocrisy it displays...what message is that giving to our kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 You have to say, he's got a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 That IS pretty disgusting ; I'm offended . Ban Old55 - for his own good - for a couple of days at least . Johnny , you are a master baiter ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Ban Old55 - for his own good - for a couple of days at least . does that mean I get banned for quoting it? From my own birthday thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Naw , as usual , we make exceptions for your ... ' specialness ' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 does that mean I get banned for quoting it? From my own birthday thread? Hey, why not? Last year, Kevin was banned on his birthday, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 ... and I wouldn't have had it any other way ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Actually, Kev was banned this year on his birthday as well - per his request and for old time's sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Typical SF egocentricity. My very serious point has been trivialised, marginalised and now ignored. I want to speak to the manager. Why only male nipples allowed? Why is it permitted to allow those nipples to be chewed by reptiles? Do they allow the public breastfeeding of reptillia by men in the US but ban the female breastfeeding of infants? Sick bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 You are PURE evil , Johnny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Johnny, I nursed my son until he was 22 months old. I am well versed in the double standard placed on women, and on nipples, in this country If I recall correctly, the picture you posted didn't include a baby. And if it did, said baby would have had a mouthful of suds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Johnny, I did not see the picture of yours that was deleted, so I can't really speak to that particularly. What I can say is this: for whatever reason, here in the U.S., the female exposed breast can get you arrested for "indencent exposure," while the male exposed breast does not. Unless a woman is breastfeeding. I don't know what the laws are like where you live, but I do know that the U.S. is considered fairly uptight where sex is concerned. It has nothing to do with the fact that what we're talking about here is a photo of Johnny Knoxville with a baby alligator biting his nipple, it has to do with the fact that the nipple belongs to a MALE. Were it a female nipple being exposed and bitten by the alligator, it would have been removed poste haste. It's just the way society sees things, and SF has to make judgment calls based on those "majority rules" values. Period. Now stop mucking up my birthday thread with this battle. } } } } } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Ooops, sorry Shawna... Happy Birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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