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[big]First I Look At The Purse -- The Contours[/big]

. . . . [smallest] written by Smokey Robinson & Robert Rodgers[/smallest]

Some fellas look at the eyes

Some fellas look at the nose

Some fellas look at the size

Some fellas look at the clothes

I don't care if her eyes are red

I don't care if her nose is long

I don't care if she's underfed

I don't care if her clothes are worn

First I look at the purse!

Some fellas like the smiles they wear

Some fellas like the legs that's all

Some fellas like the style of their hair

Want their waist to be small.

I don't care if their teeth are big

I don't care if their legs are thin

I don't care if their hair's a wig

Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?

First I look at the purse!

A woman can be fine as can be,

Kisses sweet as honey

But that don't mean a thing to me

If she ain't got no money

If the purse is fat, That's where it's at.

Some fellas like the way they walk

The way they swing and sway

Some fellas like the way they talk

Dig the things they say.

I don't care if shee waddles like a duck

And talks with a lisp

I still think I'm in good luck

If the dollar bills are crisp

First I look at the purse!

First I look at the purse!

First I look at the purse!

First I look at the purse!

She could be covered with a rash

Long as she got some cash.

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Black Gold - Soul Asylum

Two boys on a playground

Tryin' to push each other down

See the crowd gather round

Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd

Black gold in a white plight

Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride

I don't care 'bout no wheelchair

I've got so much left to do with my life

Moving backwards through time

Never learn, never mind

That side's yours, this side's mine

Brother you ain't my kind

You're a black soldier, white fight

Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride

Sure like to feel some pride

But this place just makes me feel sad inside

Mother, do you know where your kids are tonight?

Keeps the kids off the streets

Gives 'em something to do, something to eat

This spot was a playground

This flat land used to be a town

Black gold in a white plight

Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride

Sure like to feel some pride

But this place just makes me feel sad inside

Black gold in a white plight

Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride

I don't care 'bout no wheelchair

I've got so much left to do with my life

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He Liked To Feel It - Crash Test Dummies

There was a boy

Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it

Then we'd watch

While he'd tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it

That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out

He grew tired

Of his doorknobs and so he thought up a brand-new trick

He said he'd tie

His tooth to his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it

That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out

He called his dog

But just as he was set to throw, his dad arrived there

He yelled at him

And got some pliers, held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there

That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out

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Once there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back

His hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when

The car had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who

Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room

But when they finally made her

They saw birthmarks all over her body

She couldn't quite explain it

They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad

'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose

Parents made him come directly home right after school

And when they went to their church

They shook and lurched all over the church floor

He couldn't quite explain it

They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

:bow: :bow: :thumbsup:

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"Headline News"- Weird Al Yankovic

Once, there was this kid who

Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint

And when he finally came back

He had cane marks all over his bottom

He said that it was from when

The warden whacked it so hard

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

[whip sound] Ahh

Once there was this girl who

Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

And when she finally made it

She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound]

And so she hired some guy to

Club her in the kneecap

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

[thwack sound] Ahh

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

They got paid for their sound bites

And sold their TV movie rights

And then, there was this guy who

Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner

And when he finally came to

He found that Mr. Happy was missing

He couldn't quite explain it

It'd always just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

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Mountains o' Things

Tracy Chapman

The life I've always wanted

I guess I'll never have

I'll be working for somebody else

Until I'm in my grave

I'll be dreaming of a live of ease

And mountains

Oh mountains o' things

To have a big expensive car

Drag my furs on the ground

And have a maid that I can tell

To bring me anything

Everyone will look at me with envy and with greed

I'll revel in their attention

And mountains

Oh mountains o' things

Sweet lazy life

Champagne and caviar

I hope you'll come and find me

Cause you know who we are

Those who deserve the best in life

And know what money's worth

And those whose sole misfortune

Was having mountains o' nothing at birth

Oh they tell me

There's still time to save my soul

They tell me

Renounce all

Renounce all those material things you gained by

Exploiting other human beings

Consume more than you need

This is the dream

Make you pauper

Or make you queen

I won't die lonely

I'll have it all prearranged

A grave that's deep and wide enough

For me and all my mountains o' things

Mostly I feel lonely

Good good people are

Good people are only

My stepping stones

It's gonna take all my mountains o' things

To surround me

Keep all my enemies away

Keep my sadness and loneliness at bay

I'll be dreaming, dreaming...

Dreaming...

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Ray Parker, Jr. & Raydio - Jack And Jill :thumbsup:

Jack {Jack}

Wanting someone to feel {Feel}

Sat up on the hill {Hill}

And waited all day for Jill

Jill {Jill}

Always away from home {Home}

Never bothering to phone {Phone}

Always leavin' poor Jack alone

Now why do you think

Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down the hill)

‘Cause he needed love

{He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (Oh, yes, he did)

Why do you think

Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down the hill, yeah)

He needed love (Oh, yes, he did)

{He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill

Jack {Jack}

Like Little Red Riding Hood {Hood}

Always tryin' to do good {Good}

Waited as long as he could

Jill {Jill}

Is it right or wrong {Wrong}

For Jack to carry on {On}

If you leave him home too long

Now why do you think

Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down, he snuck down, broke his crown)

He needed love (Sweet love)

{He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (Ah, sweet, sweet love, uh-huh)

Why do you think (Hey...ha)

Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down the hill, yeah)

He needed love (Oh, yes, he did)

{He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (Yeah, oh)

{Jack}

{Jill}

{Jack}

{Jill}

Now why do you think (Why do you think)

Jack snuck down the hill (Why do you think he snuck down the hill)

‘Cause he needed love (He needed love)

{He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (Yes, he did)

Now why do you think (He got down on his right knee)

Jack snuck down the hill (He had mud on his hands)

He needed love (And he crawled and he crawled)

{He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (And he crawled for so long)

Now why do you think (Hey...)

Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down, he snuck down, broke his crown)

‘Cause he needed love (He needed love)

{He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (He wanted sweet, sweet love, yeah)

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School's Out

Alice Cooper

:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

Well we got no choice

All the girls and boys

Makin all that noise

'Cause they found new toys

Well we can't salute ya

Can't find a flag

If that don't suit ya

That's a drag

School's out for summer

School's out forever

School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils

No more books

No more teacher's dirty looks

Well we got no class

And we got no principles

And we got no innocence

We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's out for summer

School's out forever

School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils

No more rule-books

No more teacher's dirty looks

Out for summer

Out till fall

We might not go back at all

School's out forever

School's out for summer

School's out with fever

School's out completely

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Christmas in the Hollis ~ Run DMC

[Run]

It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark

When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park

I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear

Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer

But then I was illin because the man had a beard

And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared

So I turned my head a second and the man had gone

But he left and dropped his wallet smack dead on the lawn

I picket the wallet up then I took a pause

Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"

A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's

Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease

But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right

So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night

But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree

Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me

[D.M.C.]

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens

Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens

Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese

And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees

Decorate the house with lights at night

Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright

In the fireplace is the yule log

Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog

The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's

But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols

(Christmas melodies)

[Run-D.M.C.]

Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it

It's Christmas time and we got the spirit

Jack Frost chillin, the hawk is out

And that's what Christmas is all about

The time is now, the place is here

And the whole wide world is filled with cheer

[D.M.C.]

My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand

And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman

So open your eyes, lend us an ear

We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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Like You'll Never See Me Again

Alicia Keys

If I had no more time

No more time left to be here

Would you cherish what we had?

Was it everything that you were looking for?

If I couldn't feel your touch

And no longer were you with me

I'd be wishing you were here

To be everything that I'd be looking for

I don't wanna forget the present is a gift

And I don't wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me

Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed

So every time you hold me

Hold me like this is the last time

Every time you kiss me

Kiss me like you'll never see me again

Every time you touch me

Touch me like this is the last time

Promise that you'll love me

Love me like you'll never see me again

Oh Oh Ohhhhh

How many really know what love is?

Millions never will

Do you know until you lose it

That it's everything that we are looking for

When I wake up in the morning

You're beside me

I'm so thankful that I found

Everything that I been looking for

I don't wanna forget the present is a gift

And I don't wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me

Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed

So everytime you hold me

Hold me like this is the last time

Every time you kiss me

Kiss me like you'll never see me again

(can you do that for me baby)

Every time you touch me

(see we don't really know)

Touch me like this is the last time

(see everyday we never know)

Promise that you'll love me

(I want you to promise me)

Love me like you'll never see me again

(like you'll never see me again)

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Santa Baby ~ (Eartha Kitt Version) :thumbsup: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree,

For me.

been an awful good girl,

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,

Light blue.

I'll wait up for you dear,

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,

Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,

Next year I could be just as good,

If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna yacht,

And really that's not a lot,

Been an angel all year,

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,

The deed

To a platinum mine,

Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,

And checks.

Sign your 'X' on the line,

Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,

With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,

I really do believe in you,

Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,

A ring.

I don't mean on the phone,

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,

Hurry down the chimney tonight,

Hurry, tonight.

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Epiphany from Sweeney Todd

Todd: No I had him!

His throat was there beneath my hand.

I had swear I had him!

His throat was there and now he'll never come again.

Mrs. Lovett: Easy now, hush love hush

I keep telling you -

Todd: When? Why do I wait?

You told me to wait -

Now he'll never come again.

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit

And it's filled with people who are filled with *******

And the vermin of the world inhabit it.

But not for long...

They all deserve to die.

Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.

Because in all of the whole human race

Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two

There's the one they put in his proper place

And the one with his foot in the other one's face

Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.

Now we all deserve to die

Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.

Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief

For the rest of us death will be a relief

We all deserve to die.

And I'll never see Joanna

No I'll never hold my girl to me - finished!

(shouted) Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave?

Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.

You sir, you sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.

I will have salvation.

(shouted) Who sir, you sir?

No one in the chair, come on! Come on!

Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders.

You sir - anybody.

Gentlemen don't be shy!

Not one man, no, no ten men.

Not a hundred can assuage me -

I will have you!

And I will get him back even as he gloats

In the meantime I'll practice on dishonorable throats.

And my Lucy lies in ashes

And I'll never see my girl again.

But the work waits!

I'm alive at last!

And I'm full of joy!

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