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Carole King's Jazzman was playing on the jukebox when a loquacious, quixotic blonde stricken with xenophobia crashed her Zephyr through the window.

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Slipping uninvited into his boudoir, a bundle of parsley clenched between her teeth, Mildred proved herself to be not only a temptress of superior panache, but also a sagacious judge of his egregious peccadilloes, if the veritable landslide from his loins were any guide.

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abatement

misanthropy

plethora

plenitude

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Mark noticed his stereo speakers had a plenitude range of resonance with the music. This caused a plethora of his neighbors to start a misanthropy protest against him. Mark thought the whole thing was a caustic action and made an abatement of his stereo's volume.

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Bridge

Consecutively

Dog

Maintain

Mistrust

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When Martha answered the advert regarding the apartment she was told that dogs were not allowed due to the owners great mistrust of animals. However he said, if she paid her rent on time consecutively for 3 months and promised to maintain the apartment, they would cross that bridge when they came to it.

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Gertrude, being the vuluptuos woman that she is, decided that an erotic woman such as herself should be in posession of an oragutan and a vulture, at the same time;her only concern being the carnal nature of the carnivore in response the herbivorous nature of the orangutan.

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The religious zealot (our colloquial harbinger of ill-will) delivered his sanctimonious diatribe in an effort to aggrandize his own being though no one in the crowd would aquiesce to his demands so he finally just genuflected and poofed.

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The Pediatric office called about the new organic med. They said it was very portent to read the instructions to the consumer first. They also said you have a debt that is illicit.

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Fortune

Happy

California

Wind

Munchkins

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Happy and his groovy band of singing Munchkins were touring in Bakersfield,California. After the show they wanted to visit the wine country. Suddenly, a great wind blew them to Washington DC, where they landed on Dick Cheney. A grateful nation bestowed upon them a fortune in gold nuggets. Happy is now retired and lives in Sun City, Arizona. The munchkins are in drug rehab.

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After the felon sucked in a lungful of helium he ended up with the balloon stuck in his craw. He felt justified in stealing the balloons because they were nourishing, until he saw the giant clown looming over him.

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The inquisitive firefighter discovered an intolerable situation when he saw smoke coming from the produce dept of the grocery. He was in a quandry as to how he should extinguish the luminescent flames of the blazing cumin, since they didn't teach Herbs & Spices at the Academy.

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Cumin! :)

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