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_Laurie_ Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Buffalo trader used two by fours through St. Helens ash to find the road apples he lost on the one way road. He needed these to test his new guillotine... Salami Badfinger Margaritas Mr. Neil Young Lounge Number 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Mr. Neil Young ate salami and sipped margaritas in the lounge while Badfinger played a cover of Mambo Number 5. bouillabaisse idiosyncrasy myopic quetzal Rejkavik tedious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I find your idiosyncrasy of wanting to make bouillabaisse out of quetzal quite myopic and tedious, but only when we are in Rejkavik cake fondant car yummy police water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 (edited) Rejkavik "Reykjavik" okay, carry on Edited July 19, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 hey, Bjork fan, I just copy/pasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skybluesky Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Yes, that is better. I thank you, and Bjork thanks you. Sentence Words cake fondant car yummy police water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 (edited) Eating fondant fancies at the wheel of her car was the type of behaviour that would inevitably land Mildred in hot water. Following a stiff cross-examination by a police officer, Mildred was discharged with a caution; not before her yummy-cake was photographed as potentially incriminating evidence. megaphone anchovy quintessential omnivore smelt abyss Edited July 19, 2008 by Guest Changed the line-up for something more conducive to entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Oh man, I don't have time to look those up...someone else go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 You were right: terrible choice. I've changed them... ...to these: megaphone anchovy quintessential omnivore smelt abyss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shawna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 megaphone anchovy quintessential omnivore smelt abyss Little Timmy felt a stirring in the deepest abyss of his bowels, which began complaining in a fashion equal to the loudness that is accompanied by one yelling through a megaphone. Always before, the quintessential omnivore had loved a random anchovy with his Rice Krispies, but that morning his shorts were giving off such an odor the neighbors smelt it two blocks down. sorry, I couldn't resist. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blind-fitter Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Little Timmy felt a stirring in the deepest abyss of his bowels, which began complaining in a fashion equal to the loudness that is accompanied by one yelling through a megaphone. Always before, the quintessential omnivore had loved a random anchovy with his Rice Krispies, but that morning his shorts were giving off such an odor the neighbors smelt it two blocks down. sorry, I couldn't resist. Carry on. Jolly good. We'll carry on with these, shall we? bunny fortified jump lunar molecular tiara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cyberjudge Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 The molecular bunny wearing a fortified tiara could jump over the lunar eclipse. battery flushing manhattan queens ridge rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 The Manhattan Cross Dress Queens had just completed their battery of blushing and flushing, and were now interested in slugging back some rye at the ridge near the club. beltchain leather rivets feathered cap johnson pizza manhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock4Life Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 I was sitting at a street-side lunch table, eating pizza and listening to Brian Johnson shrieking on my iPOD, when I turned just in time to see three men, each with a silver belt chain around their neck and leather rivets decorating a feathered cap, fall down a carelessly uncovered manhole. highbinder nacre studious wholly derogarotry incestuous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 The highbinder, a career politician, kept reading wholly derogarotry remarks from a notebook covered in nacre in an effort to seem studious, but he accidentially revealed his incestuous relationship instead. dictionary pie lampoon strut fluffy morose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CanAm Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) The crazed moose, flooded with energy, galloped through the dead fish and dessicated kelp on the beach, frantically trying to remove the lint from its navel. diminutive tailor pontificating berserk poltroon sandwich Edited July 24, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 As Benedict stood pontificating the diminutive tailor fitted him for a pin striped suit while some berserk poltroon cursed and hacked up his PB&J sandwich. belicose gooddbye faith manuscript delicate moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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