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MindCrime Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 The Scottish joker kindled us by giving us forty-seven pieces of candy. Laptop Leaves Might Mixed Nowhere Narcolepsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Harvey, having narcolepsy, might have mixed up where he leaves his laptop, and now it's nowhere to be found. jazzman jukebox loquacious quixotic xenophobia zephyr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Carole King's Jazzman was playing on the jukebox when a loquacious, quixotic blonde stricken with xenophobia crashed her Zephyr through the window. belicose fetid arrogant sweetheart corpse mango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Seeker Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Trying to feed her sweetheart's fetid corpse some mango, she turned rather bellicose when he just would not lose his arrogant stiffness. parsley uninvited superior temptress sagacious landslide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Slipping uninvited into his boudoir, a bundle of parsley clenched between her teeth, Mildred proved herself to be not only a temptress of superior panache, but also a sagacious judge of his egregious peccadilloes, if the veritable landslide from his loins were any guide. caustic resonance abatement misanthropy plethora plenitude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lucky Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 When Martha answered the advert regarding the apartment she was told that dogs were not allowed due to the owners great mistrust of animals. However he said, if she paid her rent on time consecutively for 3 months and promised to maintain the apartment, they would cross that bridge when they came to it. freeway flight astute limburger conjuctivitis measly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 The astute flight attendant developed conjunctivitis on the freeway after eating a measly limburger sandwich. carnal carnivore erotic orangutan voluptuous vulture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetrychick Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Gertrude, being the vuluptuos woman that she is, decided that an erotic woman such as herself should be in posession of an oragutan and a vulture, at the same time;her only concern being the carnal nature of the carnivore in response the herbivorous nature of the orangutan. colloquial aquiesce aggrandize harbinger diatribe zealot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 The religious zealot (our colloquial harbinger of ill-will) delivered his sanctimonious diatribe in an effort to aggrandize his own being though no one in the crowd would aquiesce to his demands so he finally just genuflected and poofed. pediatric organic portent consumer debt illicit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Reading this quickly Joe, I thought it said he genuflected and pooped. carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MindCrime Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 The loveable opera singer ate a full case of sloppy pudding. He recieved a great deal of vindicate for becoming giant. Craw Felon Helium Justified Loom Nourishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 After the felon sucked in a lungful of helium he ended up with the balloon stuck in his craw. He felt justified in stealing the balloons because they were nourishing, until he saw the giant clown looming over him. mall celery addiction Atlantic astronaut pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 The astronaut had an addiction, so he smoked his celery pipe at the Atlantic mall. cumin firefighter inquisitive intolerable luminescent quandary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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