MindCrime Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 At the meander we found a seashell , which dripped water in the closet at the cafe where we watched the football game. Rock Ring Black School Show Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 During a funny show at school, we found a black ring under a rock. jive superb presume hospital magician tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 You presumed your talent at the jive was superb, but we had to take you to the hospital when you tripped on that tent pole and broke your leg so badly that a magician couldn't have fixed it. vintage boycott produce cat director ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 The producer and director of the movie shared a bottle of vintage wine, which was kept chilled on ice, but the meeting was boycotted by the cat starring in the film. stadium modem art purple dumpster glide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 I threw my worthless objects d'art, my never-used Ab-glide exerciser, and my piece-of-sh*t cable modem all in the purple dumpster behind my high school football stadium. extended professor sentence eggs jail rotting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 The geometry professor finally snapped, and was arrested for throwing rotting eggs at his students, for which he was given an extended jail sentence of 2 years. half hazy vitamin parking telephone bridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Half crazy from the effects of too much vitamin Joe she wandered through the parking lot and ended up at the telephone booth on the bridge to ecstacy. Feeling hazy she groped in her pocket for some change for the phone. That wasn't all she found. panty dose antidote longing wanton saucy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 (edited) The saucy and wanton lady, while looking longingly for the antidote to an extremely high dose of Joe found herself in the panty aisle. Whew! shark thunderstruck plum nip sleaze constellation Edited May 15, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 In the plum thunderstruck sky, the sleazey nip saw a constellation of a shark . Hatch Cheat Launched Ruby Blessed Breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Ruby blessed our breakfast before she launched into a diatribe about cheating and climbing through the kitchen's hatch. nod backstroke eyedrops glowingly response center Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 She gave no response as she nodded during her backstroke, so she placed eyedrops in the center of her glowingly pupils. Stars Before Redundant Slide Hurting Give Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 IF my redudant heart starts hurting I will Give the Stars in your eyes another look Before my love for you starts to Slide away Moon Perfect circumstance Retrospect Captive Heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 The Moonlit evening was the perfect circumstance to look back in retrospect at the way he had captivated my heart. Awww I like that one! barber orchid stain pummel stirrup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Floyd the barber, stained by sappy verbosity, was pummeled by the mob then dragged by a horse, his feet caught in the stirrups until his body took on an orchid coloring. injury blood, angry gentle indifferent alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 How can you be indifferent to, or angry with a gentle alien who's injury to you did not draw blood? Carnival Frigid Forlorn Candy Tree Plastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 At the Frigid Carnival, we saw a Forlorn Tree with Plastic Candy growing. Station Improvise Delay Cunning Despite Warning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 I must use cunning to improvise a sentence without delay from these words, despite the warning given to me at the station. Shower work mist headset horsepower booklet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I read a work booklet about headset horsepower in the shower mist illustrated wrong back demise called forget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 You forget I called to say my demise came when I illustrated my back with the wrong tattoo BIG FLUFFY MAGAZINE TACO HEAT DIVINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I ordered a big taco cooked over low heat and it tasted divine until I noticed something fluffy had fallen from it onto my magazine. dead car roof phone radio cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 A dead cat landed on the roof of my car damaging both my cell phone and my radio CARRY STARS MOON FORGIVEN DENY SWEET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Carry yourself to the stars and the moon if the forgiven man shall deny the sweet love you bring. Log Graveyard Altar Magnetic Pickles Always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 As I walked to the altar carrying magnetic pickles I tripped over the log in the graveyard that is always in the way. patio convertible some horserace salsa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 (edited) I was driving my convertible to a horserace, munchin' on some chips and salsa, when a drunk Lindsay Lohan swerved into my lane and I crashed into somebody's patio. snake pie put liver Elvis Edited July 26, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 When I was young, Elvis told me to put some pie in the liver of a snake named Mary. metal hopscotch cables Ronny darling lukewarm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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