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Okay. So with this game you have to make a sentence with the six random words given in the post above. The sentence must contain all six random words in it and you must give six more random words. For example say these words were in the post above mine:

fall-guy

stolen

doomsday

versatile

wild-goose chase

Antisocial

I would say: "I say that instead of being a fall-guy you are in fact a very versatile and antisocial thief who has not only stolen doomsday but has sent us on a wild-goose chase when you knew all along that it was in your pocket!" fumed the policeman.

Then I would post six more words that are in the english dictonary. See?

Okay I'll start it off:

Fanatical

safekeeping

Welshmen

Carnage

Nitpicking

Yelped

Edited by Guest
I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to correct "sentAnce".

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"Only a fanatical idiot would believe that safekeeping of lint is something Welshmen relish. Just think of the carnage they've endured because of their nitpicking, crone-like wives!" the old hag yelped.

Did the sentence have to make sense? :crazy:

Elbow

Cursive

Scribbled

Bandit

Commerce

Stutter

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The swarthy bandit, well known for his stutter and the tatoo on his elbow, passed the teller a note scribbled in cursive when he tried robbing the Bank of Commerce.

wart

mountains

carnation

ice

London

surf

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Jeb left London for the mountains where he visited his dear Mom for Mothers' Day. He'd surfed the web and got a great deal on carnations. He was thrilled to see Mom but she was as cold as ice. Maybe it was because she caught him staring at the wart on her nose.

Cacaphony

Voluptuous

Jelly

Doctor

Shaking

Lips

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"My whole body feels like jelly", Steve said to the voluptuous female doctor, although his shaking lips made his voice somewhat of a cacophony.

Serendipity

Sanctuary

Snake

Stupid

Stingy

Sasquatch

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the tiny snake stared fixedly up at the Sasquatch before making his way up the stupid creature's leg, and finding his sanctuary in the thick fur. The Sasquatch, being a bit stingy about who he allowed under his smelly coat, decided 'twas serendipity that the snake found him for warmth and comfort on that cold day, because he quite liked the slithering feeling of the snake on his leg. :grin:

Limp

Hard

Bleat

Behind

swelter

cauldron

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"This lettece is all limp!" Cried the costomer angrily. "Well it was left to swelter a bit in that cauldron" said the farmer with a nod of his head at the cauldron behind the counter, which proved quite hard because he was in a neck brace. The sheep gave a mornful bleat when the farmer said "but we do have some very freash lamb on offer."

Snag

Stag

Grate

Builder

Hateful

Founder

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The builder tried to hide his lovely daughter from the stag but the hateful bounder founder and snagged 'er and she was actually grateful.

Burden

Solid

Felicity

Dazzled

Plump

Delight

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Felicity, a lovely, but decidedly solid and plump young thing was dazzled by the swain's looks and delighted to be relieved of her burden.

contrary

subway

cloud

chardonnay

pickle

fertilizer

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A huge cloud of smoke arose, causing the engineer to lose control and steer the subway directly into the pickle factory. And contrary to popular belief, chardonnay does NOT taste like fertilizer. Its flavor is more pungent, similar to that of toilet bowl cleaner.

thumb

distance

chaw

December

sinister

sister

:afro: :afro: :afro: :jester: :jester:

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It was a brutal December and Tom Thumb had just stepped out onto the porch to chomp on his favorite chaw when off in the distance he spotted his sinister sister, Humm sneaking into the bushes with Ebenezer.

choke

bloke

smoke

yolk

folk

jasmin

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Benny, the bloke downstairs, had stepped outside for a smoke, when he suddenly began to choke. The passing folk attempted to revive him, discovering the cause was egg yolk, but he was revived by the lovely scent of the jasmine.

wrench

button

raisin

combination

fog

seamless

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After fixing the lantern we were finally able to see the dog jump for the apple, despite the hinderince of the huge wart on his nose.

softball

knitting

Olympus

philodendron

doberman

psychodelic

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The geeky guy next door sat knitting a psychedelic quilt while watching girls' softball on ESPN II. Meanwhile his doberman, Olympus got himself entagled in the philodendron by the door.

police

summoned

rescued

delightful

shennanigans

putrid

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The well endowed donkey came walking toward the light, and was able to relax after being cured of his dysfunction.

prescription

traffic

snort

curly

light

frosting

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Curly was on his way to pick up his prescriptionfor hay fever when he had to stop at a traffic light. While waiting for the light to change he decided to scarf down some cake. But then he sneezed and ended up snorting the frosting up his nose.

Salacious

Voluptuous

Quivering

Round

Rocking

Motion

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Geez Joe! The possiblities were almost endless here. As much as they tickled me, I didn't have the nerve! :googly:

The diners stared salaciously as the waitress, burdened with trays of round ,quivering,almost voluptuous looking dishes of jello moved across the room in a rocking motion to prevent spilling them.

tumbling

ivy

monkey

delve

wander

ranch

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While walking home through the storm in my new shoes I noticed a lime by the roadside being eaten by birds.

pharmaceutical

stall

organ

file

noon

tourist

Edited by Guest

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The tourist sat in the third stall of the bus terminal's bathroom filing his nails. It was already past noon and he knew he'd be late for the opening of the pharmaceutical convention. He really didn't give a damn so he pulled out his mouth organ and began practicing Fingertips, Pt. II.

implement

delegate

hostess

kneeling

working

money

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The stoner was assisted to jail after he leapt from the balcony holding the shining canister in which his herb was kept.

cafe

football

seashell

drip

meander

closet

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