Ken Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had million dollars Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah! If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd be rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 Nice Kenny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted April 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 And thanks to Mike for submitting the photo of his car.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 I love that song, Ken, and your interpretation just makes me love it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 A big ole picture of a monkey. Not much else makes me happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I always thought the part about the pre-wrapped bacon kinda showed just how Canadian they are! Very cool Ken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted May 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 They are such an intrinsically............ Canadian band. The wit, the geekyness, the entire package. I saw them live and it was like partying with a bunch of high school friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 I should like any band who sings about bacon, monkeys, and llamas, and uses the word ottoman in a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Alls I want is the million dollar emu . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetrychick Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 This song shows just how Canadian the Barenaked Ladies are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 i would buy heaps of dare iced coffie and a house where no-one can see and a mad music system with heaps of albums. and i would buy a lepord coz i think there awsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibili365 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 1,000,000 OH,SO MUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 If I had 1,000,000 . . . Most likely, I would wish it'd be double. And then, I would be multiplying insignificant amounts to my favourite charity...me! JJ. There's a reason why humans aren't marsupials. No pockets...no problems! And to think that one believes they can save all their riches forever; as if they can take it with them. I'd believe the theory that the one with the most toys wins if only I witnessed a new-born with toys. Sadly, everyone enters the same way as they leave; Naked and with nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanTurtle Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 I'd use it to get my photography business rolling . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 You must have a very expensive dark-room!!!...lol... BTW, are you digital or old-school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanTurtle Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Ha! Well I wouldn't use the WHOLE million on the photography. I mostly do digital. But I dabble in film a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 (edited) I would probably buy far too many guitars. There's a cherry red Gibson ES-335, a Taylor T5 and a Gretsch White Falcon thats been calling me for too many years now Edited December 3, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 you had me at the cherry Gibson!....lol Come to think of it, if I had one million dollars then I'd demand all ones (dollars) whilst watching how long it would take either the cashier to count it or the bank manager to have a nervous breakdown! Realistically; If I had one million dollars then members @ Songfacts would, too, because I'd be where no computer has gone before. lol Wouldn't it be nice if every registered member, as well as non-registered guests, donated you one dollar? Hmmm... Kinda like the penny doubled every day for thirty days. It adds up...quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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