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Corrupt a Wish


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Granted. Only that yours would have been your dentist's 100.000th pulled wisdom's tooth, which would have won you a Mercedes C-class (the dentist's old (2 year) one, he wanted to get a new one anyway ;) )

I wish I would never have door visits from Jehovah's witnesses anymore

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Granted. But you live in Phoenix and it's 115 in the shade and there's no escape because the power is out all over the city and no one's a/c is working, all the water in all the pools has heated up to 99 degrees so they offer no respite, either.

I wish I could have whatever I wish for.

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Granted. But it's growing out of the place in the middle of your face where your nose should be. You are forced forever to breathe through your mouth and people are always... watching you. And to really make things awful, the arm is useless.

I wish I was at least mildly intelligent.

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