Blue Fish Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Granted. Now you have to put up with the wolf-whisleing and oggleing everytime you walk out of your front door. I wish I had suppream power over time and space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Granted. Time and Space are the names of Rayzor's roomie's cats (now deceased, of course). I would love to meet John Lennon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Granted Mr. Hinckley. I wish I could meet Jodie Foster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Granted Mr. Hinckley. Good one, but I think you mean "Mr. Chapman". I wish I could meet Jodie Foster. THIS would be Mr. Hinckley. So, Johnny, when you gettin' out? I want to be as debonair as Sean Connery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Granted, oops. I thought you said Cary Grant. Sawwy. (Yes, I did mean Chapman, Sheesh!) I wish my memory could improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Granted. I wish my memory could improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Granted. Your hard drive now has a memory upgrade for your pc. I wish I could ride the Stairway to Heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Granted. Unfortunatly the hand rail snaps off half way up. I wish it would thunderstorm, with lightning and thick rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Granted. IT'S A CYCLOOOONE! I wish my foot was better so I could be gallivanting and having fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Granted, your one foot is better but your other 4 1/2 feet are lookin' a little shaky. I wish I could grant wishes nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Granted. Now most people have wings and are having experiments done on them, loads of people own loads of cars that are killing the planet, some people have wiped a few small countries off the face of the planet and others are on some very akward dates indeed. I wish I could call Chris on my phone again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Granted. Too bad he just wanted to call you too, in order to call an end to your friendship. I wish I never got wet in the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Granted but now you won't get wet... period, what greatly diminishes the number of people who would like to go near you... I wish I had my own jet airplane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Granted, Mr. Francis Gary Powers. U2 can be a fly spy. I wish I wasn't so damned clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Granted. You've just become Kevin. I wish I didn't have to climb a flight of stairs just to use the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Granted, Rayz. I had UncleJoe build you a nice outhouse a mere 60 meters from your backdoor. I wish The Stones would come to my town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 since you made the wish with your 10000th post, it will be granted without any 'side effects' I wish I could meet the Stones in Sammy's hometown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 since you made the wish with your 10000th post, it will be granted without any 'side effects' Excellent. I wish I could meet the Stones in Sammy's hometown. Granted. In fact, you're all invited. The only bad part is, Sammy will be there and he'll be lit up like a flaming bag of sh*t. He'll be so obnoxious that none of you will enjoy the concert anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Oops, forgot to put up a new request... I wish I was the head of a major brokerage house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Granted, but now it's your turn in the barrel. I wish I could see Sammy "lit up like a flaming bag of sh*t." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Granted, Uncs. I'll gladly be your houseguest this coming weekend, and I'll bring with me a few bottles of tequila, a bag of smoke, and Ricky Williams. Party on!! I would love to get smoked up with Ricky Williams and Woody Harrelson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Granted, sinner sammy. You will all burn together in Hell. I'm free, free now I'm free from your spell And now that it's over All I can do is wish you well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 granted... but well water gives me the runs... I wish I knew what to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Granted, now you're seriously depressed because you know that you'll never get it... I wish it would be sunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 granted... 24 hours of sunshine gives you terribly flaky skin and bad dandruff I wish I had more coffee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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