miamisammy29 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted. You are now a penguin. Hope you like fish. I wish I had a penguin for a pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted. Say hi to Marcus the fixed raw fish-eating Penguin. I wish Sammy would show us a picture of his new pet penguin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I don't have a picture of my new pet penguin, but I can tell you that it looks like a cross between Morgan Freeman and the Chicken Lady. I wish I still had a dirtbike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted. But you'll need a shovel to find, let alone ride your not-exactly-new Schwinn 3-speed. I wish that Hurricanes could be steered to places where they're needed to end droughts, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted. Welcome to Lake Sahara. I wish the US pulled all its troops out of Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted. However , they are now unleashed on Iran , which , apparently , once said some nasty things about W's dad, too . I wish a Stealth bomber would take out that new linear reactor in Switzerland/France before they send us back to the age of disco . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 (edited) Granted. Now there's a European war on, with everybody doing the "ethnic cleansing boogie"! Is that a glitterball or one of them Neutron bombs up there? I wish Japanese would find another food fad, instead of eating their way through the world's declining Yellowfin Tuna. population. Edited September 10, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted. Mahimahi are now extinct. I wish jelly beans were on the nutritional food pyramid . ---------------- Granted. Now there's a European war on, with everybody doing the "ethnic cleansing boogie"! Who are you laying money on now that N.America isn't going to intervene nor help ? Lithuania is at 250-1 , if you like a long shot ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted. Lutefish-flavored gummy bears are in fashion this year! I wish for Kim Jon-Il to find out what awaits him after his "collapse" in Pyongyang. On future European wars: Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted , and he also gets to see his 'trusted ' generals hold a pillow over his face . I wish that I could quit smoking tomorrow . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted. But it's only day #3 of "Survivor Tierra del Fuego"! I wish that the Klingons would appear to end that European war triggered by the bombing of the CERN facility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, but being Klingons , they then enslave the entire human race and make us do their bidding. I wish that , due to the wrath of God and for their greed , incurable leprosy would break out amongst all baby boomers and their heirs who have a net wealth of $1,000,000 + yearly . So much for the Rebublican base , then ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, but where's this God you speak of? I wish I was God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, now get moving and make this world perfect! I wish I enjoyed exercising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted. Now you enjoy it so much you do it non-stop, have no time for sleeping nor eating, and they find you days later passed out on your treadmill as it's leaving skidmarks on your face because you lacked the strength to get off of it. I wish I could make the world live in perfect harmony, you know, grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves, and all that rot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 I wish I could make the world live in perfect harmony, you know, grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves, and all that rot. Granted. Now, though, you're forced to listen to the 70's commercial song over and over again while at the same time accepting the funnel going down your esophagus rendering highly carbonized, fresh 70's Coca ~ Cola Post script: Careful of the honey bees and snow-white turtle doves. . . I wish Coca~Cola was still that strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted. Thanks to all that high-test Coke, your next door neighbors at the Betty Ford Clinic are Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse. I wish I could return to 1970. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted, all you need do is vote for Palin. I wish she'd answer some questions so we can all see how much she knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted. But, she only answers from a teleprompter. Voters mistakenly confuse her skill as a newsreader to that of someone who has true wit and imagination. I wish there was no such thing as a president; just the people for the people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) Granted. The First One, Mao Tse-Tung thanks you for re-creating The People's Republic of (Chinese) People! I wish people wouldn't try to play God. She's ROTFLHAO as it is! Edited September 11, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) Granted. God leaves in a huff and finds another world to play with- and commences very costly divorce proceedings , using O.J.'s surviving dream team. ( Legal loophole - swearing God in ... ) I wish a state would try to pull out of the union again- just to see what happens . Edited September 11, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted. You are now in the breakaway state of Ossetia, with the Georgian and Russian forces set to obliterate the town you're staying in! I wish the FBI would take a closer look at Mr. Plain's ties to that Alaska separatist group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) Mr.Plain came up clean- nothing special to report , as was expected. I wish that McDonald's would offer the Monster Mac- 3Lbs. of beef on an industrial strenghth sesame seed bun . Edited September 11, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted! Now the statistics of obese individuals soars to new heights! The earth tilts on its axis (from the newly acquired excessive weight) and the new ice age begins! Thanks a lot! I wish food that tastes the best wasn't so high in calories and fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted . You now eat whale meat everyday- which is absolutely delicious , and healthy ! *sniff* ... my brother ! I wish that the majority of the world would awake from it's slumber and realize that soccer/football actually sucks . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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