Otokichi Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Then, all he'd have to do is step out of his speedsuit to "go forth and multiply" among the Nubiles, I wish the world gets to find out what Cricket is like, since softball and baseball won't be played in 2012. (If there is an Olympics, that is.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Granted . Cricket gathering and then freeing them all in a ' foo-foo-ish' closing ceremony would likely please the modern British , but the N. Korean proposal of puppy shooting is out : Out I say ! :beady: I wish that the IOC would cancel the Olympics just around 2011 , and screw London 'royally ' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Granted. Welcome to the Mississippi Olympics. First event is possum throwing. I wish Gilligan gets off the island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Granted. But he's so old by the time of the rescue that no one recognizes him so he dies from sheer exhaustion and sadness from the skipper's heart attack recently. I wish Mary-Ann never aged after the professor gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Granted. Mary-Ann is now one of the Undead, having drained The Professor of his "vital fluids." And you're looking pretty good to her about now... I wish for a Gold medal at the Mississippi Olympics for "Catfish Noodling." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Granted. You also win a silver medal in the Butterfly in the cement pond. I wish for a Gold medal at the Mississippi Olympics for having the most teeth in the 50 year old level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Granted. You and your single tooth win in the "Extreme Gurning" competition. Unfortunately, the French team protests and your tooth is revealed to be bionic, fueled by Anabolic steroids. You are banned for life from Mississippi, then promptly lynched. I wish for the Team Snow Angel Makers to get their due at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted. Your eyes explode. I wish that Kevin would act his age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 (edited) Oh, they get their due, alright! They get run over by the SnowCat. EDIT: (This one was for the Snow Angels, not Kevin) And, Floyd, your wish is granted, also. Kevin is now eating only strained foods, wearing Depends, and slowly slipping into senility. He is 42, after all. I wish Jack Nicholson would stop showing up at all the marquis sporting events. Edited August 28, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sammy , you sound very concerned , I think that you should ... excuse mw , please . back later . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 I wish Jack Nicholson would stop showing up at all the marquis sporting events. Granted. In his place are John McCain, George Bush and Dick Cheyney. I wish teams from Boston would stop showing up at all the premier sporting events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted. The Phillies and Eagles will be at the World Series and Super Bowl, respectively, this year......and they'll all have outstanding, front-row seats. I wish Yammerin' Hank Steinbrenner would just shut his trap for ten minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted. But now there's a continuous stream of Mercaptan, Methane, and swamp gas issuing from New York Yankees HQ. Even the somnolent EPA is about declare the area a toxic waster dump. (Plus, China is complaining about "Western air pollution" affecting Beijing.) I wish Allmusic and other so-called music database sites would periodically update their data. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted. Now you get hundreds of e-mails a day stating exactly that. I wish they would put "ALF" back in primetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted, but now you can't find your cat. I wish we could vote today for our next president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted, but then one of them would have to take the office ... I wish I could find those old patched jeans from my hippie days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted. But now you're forced to watch the old Levi's commercial over and over again! Enjoy! I wish the Titanic never sank . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted, now none of us are here because you had to go and mess with the spacetime continuum. I hope you're happy. I wish we could go back and de-elect Bush. (It'll be OK because Marcus already screwed with history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) Granted. President Ralph Nader and Vice President Al Gore will present their joint farewell address from the Green House in early 2009. I wish the best for Alaska governor Palin tonight. Edited September 3, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted. And she even says, "Hi, Otokichi", and that she's happy that you're the "probable" father of her daughter's illegitimate child. I wish I could ride a blue whale off into the sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted. Whale Rider, you're now the target of japanese whalers eager to eliminate radical environmentalists. I wish for a mild hurricane season for the Gulf Coast states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 I wish I could ride a blue whale off into the sunset. Granted! But just as soon as the both of you swim into the horizon the whale suddenly turns its head around and swallows you whole. Not to worry, though. You get to talk to Jonah! Both of you help wipe off the disgusting digestive juices from yourselves. I wish for a mild hurricane season for the Gulf Coast states. Granted. Now tourism goes beyond its capacity thereby hiking up the gas prices! Thanks a lot! ----------------------------------------------------- I wish that I could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted. The Raid test crew at Johnson & Johnson agree that you were the last Yellowjacket to bite the dust. I wish for a better Fall season on American TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Don't be silly. We can't grant that one. I wish for a ban on political advertising except within one week of election day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Granted, until the last Tuesday in October, we will return you to your regularly scheduled ads for erectile dysfunction medications and feminine hygiene products. I wish that all the political candidates would stop their partisan rhetoric and do what's best for the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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