miamisammy29 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Granted. You could have mine. It eats too much and sh*ts all over the damn place! I wish I could run with the bulls in Pamplona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Granted. You're now pregnant with twin giraffes. I wish that the girl I fancy at the moment would fall for me by natural causes, and not by a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 I wish that the girl I fancy at the moment would fall for me by natural causes . . . Granted! She not only falls for you but she falls on you!!! All 400 hundred pounds of your dream girl: that, incidentally, had an undisclosed addiction to ice cream . . . I wish men weren't from Venus and women weren't from Mars . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 (edited) Granted. Gort isn't from Mars, and Klaatu isn't from Venus...and they're looking at you with "lust in their eyes." Talk about industrial strength AC/DC sex! I wish there was a reversible portal to the past or present. Edited August 12, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Granted, but you'll have to find a DeLorean first. I wish I had a '54 Vette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted. Get your deep sea diver suit on, the harbor authorities demand that you remove your Corvette from the channel where it ran aground and sank! I wish I had NAUI/PADI certification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted, but you can't find a snorkel to fit that huge proboscis of yours. I wish I could swim with the dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted! You swim w/a bottlenose but unfortunately get tangled up in a tuna fisherman's net. Luckily, you're distributed world-wide in Starfish tuna cans!!! Packed in spring water, of course. I wish I had the fastest personal-water-craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted . It's an Atomic -powered butt-plug . I wish that Muzik hadn't wished that and all that followed ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted, but then the game's over isn't it? I wish we could restart the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted but then there is no wish to grant, really, is there ... ?! I wish we could start all over again . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted! I wish that Muzik had butt-plug If excess air arbitrarily caused said butt-plug to be spontaneously removed then I can assure each and everyone; I'd give fair warning . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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miamisammy29 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 I wish we could start all over again . Granted. Say, "Hello", to your old first grade teacher...you remember, the mean, overweight, balding, old lady with the wart with the hair sticking out of it...the one that smacked you at least twice a day with her thickass yardstick. I wish my lunch was here already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) Granted. Your bread and water comes with a Cat-O-Nine-Tails chaser on HMS Bounty. I wish "Hawaii Five-O" wasn't about to be remade...for the second time! Edited August 14, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Granted : It will now be named ' C.S.I: Honolulu' , but still follow the old patterns ! I wish that the North Pole would melt and flood all the East and West coasts , as well as putting me right on beachfront property . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Granted, you're on an isle 6' X 6' that is about to be engulfed by the raging (with waste) Hudson River. Don't forget your sunblock. I wish the Phillies wouldn't collapse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Granted. They've been realigned to the 12-and-under division at Williamsport. I wish the Mets and Yankees would meet in another Subway World Series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Granted. The Metropolitan Crips and the Yankee's Bloods are duking it out in your subway car. Then they see you aren't wearing the right colors. Goodbye. I wish one of "Cpl. Maxwell Klinger's" many colorful curses upon Kim Jong-Il. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Granted. You are now a cross dresser who lives in Toledo, Ohio. I hope Joe Torre and The Dodgers make the playoffs. ( Nice move Steinbrenners). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Granted. They can play off the field, when the Diamondbacks win the division. I wish I could predict future outcomes precisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Granted. At precisely 12:36 a.m. tomorrow night you declare you will meet your soul mate, who turns out to be an undercover cop posing as a baseball player. You wake up in jail being "massaged" by Marko, The biggest bull in the drunk tank. BTW, he's HIV++! I wish the current President and Vice President of these United States would do a couple of tours of Iraq or Afghanistan...as grunts/common soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Granted . And with Secret Service help , they enjoy it so much that the next President decides to keep you there indefinately . "Kinda like deer hunting , but a bit different ... " , claims Cheney . I wish That Obama and McCain would just duke it out in the ring for the championship of the world ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Granted. McCain keels over from a heart attack after trying to execute a Greco-Roman wresting move. Obama, having survived being attacked by a sailor, declares himself Emperor-for-Life of The Empire of the Americas. Then things do downhill from there... I wish that those Chinese female gymnasts get a good nap and a trip to McDonald's for a Happy Meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Granted , but then they publicly vomit it up for a photo-op and years of propaganda . I wish Michael Phelps goes home and tries to impress chicks with his 8 gold medals and all of them say , " Yeah , so ?! What else have you got ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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