Uncle Joe Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted, but are you sure you want to find out just now? I wish there was a heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted! Now, for all eternity, you HAVE to be happy! This includes no remorse for those in your family that NEVER did no wrong as well as was marooned! I wish my monkey would spank me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted. Your monkey is the size of King Kong and you now have a paw print the size of a watermelon embedded in your ass. I wish I had a pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted: Enjoy your new "Kiddie Pool" Crocodile. I wish I had an eight-octave singing voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted! Now, no matter where you go, you can't talk! Unless you enjoy shattering everything made of glass; not to mention your hot (first time) date's champagne glass! I wish my wishes never would turn on me . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted. Now your wish of Halle Berry lying in your bed, instead of turning on you, she will turn away from you, then get up and leave silently before you knew she was there. I wish I could think of a great wish to wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted! You've, after eons of this Djinn granting mediocre wishes finally will see the ultimate, legendary corruption!!! You ARE woman I wish question marks wouldn't be so suspicious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted. But now they're paranoid schizophrenic, and after you! (Wotta mess!) I wish to meet Leonard Da Vinci. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted. Now Leonard the bus driver wants to Michelangel-O. --------------- I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted. Your the star of a Cops meets Real World show "In Prison". Big Bubba is your co-star and he hasn't been made happy in a really long time. I wish to be reincarnated into a strong man-eating animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Granted. Nosferatu is your name, but your bimbo girlfriend just drew the drapes. (Talk about going up in a puff of smoke.) I wish to be a "Mythbuster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Granted, but first you'll have to get rid of that lisp. I wish to sleep well again tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Granted, sleep tight, in an autopsy bin. I wish I was a starting point guard for the Phoenix Suns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Granted, but the team was sold to an owner with megalomanic tendencies. You are now starting point guard for the "Pyongyang Suns." (If you fail...it's Darth Vader time.) "Mythbusters" refers to the Discovery Channel team of Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. So, I STILL wish to be a mythbuster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Granted! you get the job of Buster I wish I was a messenger and all the news were good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 I wish I was a messenger and all the news were good Granted! Now, everything you read, see, contemplate or even guess is completely perfect! Your family cries when your casket is buried in the oh-soft virgin soil as well as your beheading when the King doesn't agree with the message you brought! I wish for a cool breeze... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Granted. It'll come on the tailfin of the large shark that mows you down and renders your body into chum as you drift peacefully unawares on your surfboard contemplating the next wave. I wish to get in touch with an old friend I've been thinking about recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Granted!!! Dial 911! I wish that I wasn't so lucky in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 (edited) Granted, but are you sure you need all those whips, high heeled shoes, and spiked hammers, your grace, The Marquis de Sade? I wish I were a musician. Edited July 13, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Since you didn't state what kind of musician your wish is ... GRANTED You now are an expert at the jaw harp but like all jew's harp players...you have NO teeth! I wish I could spend just one night with I dream of Jeannie,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 (edited) Granted. Barbara Eden is 73 and available. "I'd like to someday be the owner of the first house on the moon" (I'm Stone in Love with You-Stylistics) Edited July 14, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted. The moon house is on one of Jupiter's moons, Io, and the ravenous giants that inhabit it often use you as their basketball. I wish that I had a genie like the one that Robin Williams played in Disney's Aladdin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 "Mythbusters" refers to the Discovery Channel team of Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. So, I STILL wish to be a mythbuster I knew that and you still need to lose the lisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted. The moon house is on one of Jupiter's moons, Io, and the ravenous giants that inhabit it often use you as their basketball. I wish that I had a genie like the one that Robin Williams played in Disney's Aladdin. Granted. And he just turned you into that stupid parrot that sounds like Gilbert Gottfried. I wish I could fly on a magic carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted, the carpet is on a FedEx cargo jet, and you're shortly to be a "Castaway"! (Say "Hello" to "Wilson.") I wish for the wisdom of an ace financial planner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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