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Granted! You're now a buzzard (Turkey Vulture).

Enjoy your carrion!

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^P.S. This was actually the first wish to this thread!

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I wish I would stop wishing.

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Granted. Now that you have gone back in time and changed one thing your entire life is changed and you are now sitting naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos and ready to give Billy Graham $1000.

I wish everyone in the entire world has heard the song We Have No Heads by Denis Leary.

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Granted. Now that you understand life you find it boring and no longer wish to live, but somehow cannot find the "will" to die.

I wish to live somewhere far from here doing something different and more exciting than I am now.

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Granted. Unfortunately, you have a rare allergy to blueberries that causes your entire body to turn deep purple and swell up to the size of the Goodyear blimp, so you now look just like Violet Beauregard in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).

I wish for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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Granted. Unfortunately it's a pot of monkey liver and onions.

I wanna dance the night away.

Good news: your wish is granted & you're out dancing until 6 AM.

Bad news: you arrive home at 6:15 to find your significant other in a compromising position with your best friend.

I wish I could live to 120.

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Granted. You are now on Skull Island, clad only in a loin cloth and some palm leaves, banging your huge bongo drums to warn the people, as King Kong approaches to devour your village.

I wish I followed the chicken across the road.

:afro: :afro: :afro: :jester:

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