miamisammy29 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Granted. Your legs fall off. I wish bacon could heal any medical problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Granted. But now, all ailments are cured with bacon. So, not only does the world's population escalate 500% during the first decade but now virtually everyone is obese and pig-like. I wish there was a way to remember all the things that meant something when I took those very things for granted . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 You can take that wish for granted. "I wish somebody would hand me a thousand dollars a day, tax-free and no strings attached," bazooka said, childishly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Granted. But it's all in monopoly money. I wish I was psychic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Granted. Though you now realize the inner workings of a man's mind and become a hopeless nymphomaniac who's totally insatiable. I wish a woman would say what she really wants . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Granted. She wants to chop your legs off. I wish that I was good with the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Granted, but you got so carried away with all that love coming your way you couldn't resist marrying all those lovelies that have fallen in love with you. Pending charges, 27 counts of bigamy. You will be spending the next 140 years in prison. I wish I had a maid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Granted: you have kids. I wish I could cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 GRANTED. BUT NOW, ALL DAY, YOU HEAR "DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?" I WISH MY METABOLISM WAS A LITTLE FASTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 It is....just slightly. But now you eat so much, you've offset that small increase in metabolism speed, and now you're pushing around 450. I wish I had a red Ferrari, or at least the money to buy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Fine. Meet me at the crossroads to sign this contract. I wish I had me some rhythm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 OK. YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND THROWN INTO A CELL WHERE YOU LEARN "RHYTHM" FROM AN AMOURUS FELLA NAMED BUBBA. I WISH MY COLD WAS GONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Granted, you now have bronchitis I wish I could be somewhere warm for Thanksgiving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Granted meet miamisammy and Phil at the crossroads 7am sharp and they will drive you there in sammy' Ferrari. I wish I could remember eveything good thing I have ever learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Granted. But now, you are so far above human intelligence that you instantly become pure energy and, unluckily, become swept up into a black hole. I wish I had a different, beautiful, intriguing woman waiting for me after each separate encounter, for ever and ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Granted. They're waiting there, but none of them will talk to you or come within six feet of you. I wish I was out cow-tipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Granted. You are now pregnant with a baby cow. I wish that I was born in the right decade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Granted. You invented the wheel and discovered fire. I wish I owned a camel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Granted but you still can't get humped. I wish I owned Maria Muldaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Granted, but now you have to listen to that IRRITATING song 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. I wish my car doors would open just by saying, "Open Sesame". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Granted, but they only close by you singing the Sesame Street theme song in a Big Bird costume. I wish I had a time machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Granted. Your arms fall off in the process of travelling. I wish that Angelina Jolie was my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Granted, but she's 83 years old. I wish that I could sing like Steve Perry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Fine, but now you will have to wear very tight underwear. I wish I had a million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted. The government is sending you your revised tax bill for an additional $350K, plus a letter inviting you to an audit of your last 7 years' returns. Meanwhile, your phone is ringing off the hook with calls from fifteenth cousins asking you for loans, or to invest in their lastest get-rich-quick schemes. I wish for world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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