skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 "Lois, nobody wants to be Peter Criss" my favorite thing ever said on Family Guy Granted, but you never want to have sex again. I wish I didn't have a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted. Enjoy living in the street. btw: never having sex is no threat, I never get any anyhow! I wish I had butter sticks wrapped in bacon and topped with syrup ... mmmmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 I think you've corrupted your own wish there. You will be so sick. I just... not even I would eat that. I wish I could meet Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted and he overlooked/ snubbed you in the crowd of thousands of other screaming fans - nothing personal of course . I wish I were a psychic . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 You are now bff with Dionne Warwick and have to sing "That's What Friends Are For" on her Psychic Friends Network I wish I had a best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted , and now you yourself singing " I Am My Own Best Friend " ... I wish I could I could really believe that and behave as though I don't care in the least about our 'celebrity culture' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted. You now live in Tokyo. I wish I had a bigass fish tank with bigass sharks in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Granted but bloof will live with you and tell you shark facts ad nauseum I wish I could eat nothing but spaghetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Granted - but that is exactly what you get : uncooked , no sauce nor toppings . I wish I were a professional hockey player . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Granted, enjoy your tooth. I wish I could visit another planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Welcome to Planet Hollywood. I wish it was summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Granted..but now you are all shwetty and your sticking to the pleather chair... I wish I had a rack like Peaches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Granted, but you are forever knocking things over and spilling on your shirt (Trust me, I know) I wish I had a smaller rack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Granted Your larger rack will now be replaced with a smaller shoe rack....you may need to throw out a few pairs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 I wish I had my very own wine cellar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Granted, UncleJoe here to sell you a nice Chablis. Oops, didn't you say wine seller? I wish I could give my wife Joann the world for her birthday tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Granted, enjoy carrying that weight on your shoulders, Atlas. I wish that I could take the whole summer off work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 You're fired! I wish I hadn't done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Too late. Say three Our Fathers and one Act Of Contrition. I wish my dog would stop eating the cat food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Granted, now he goes in the litter box when he wants a snack. I wish for world peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 That's a wish I wish I could grant. It's a wish I wish someone could grant. anyone. I wish there was a God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 there is: the God of one small African cult and since we never praid to him (only to 'false' gods) we all go straight to hell... I wish I would win the lottery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 You drew the special rock and got stoned to death in a Shirley Jackson story. I wish I could meet Michael Stipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Granted. r-g meet Micheal Stipe who hails from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan! A 78 year old farmer living in a shack. I wish I were more of a handyman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Granted you now have 3 hands! I wish I had a years supply of salami... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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