Otokichi Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted, now get on your knees to Senior General Than Shwe and start licking his boots! I wish there was a nice vacation resort for the world's worst dictators...on the moon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted. You are brought along and thrown into a room that's then locked, with the movie "Pocket Ninjas" constantly re-running! I wish that I didn't feel so sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Granted, you're the "tickle test dummy" at a secret military behavior research lab. I wish I could control "dangerous weather events." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Granted, but in order to work on them you must now try to survive each one first and mixed. Currently conditions call for Hurricane Heat Wave Volcanic explosion. I wish that everything I ate was healthy regardless of what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Granted. But everything you drink is poison. I wish that turkey only cost a nickel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Granted, but it comes from diseased turkeys, so it tastes like it cost a nickel. I wish there was a magic cure for cellulite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Granted. "Cellulite" is now patent protected, so you can't use the term without legal repercussions. I wish British Petroleum was deported for being a "dangerous, clueless, profit-obsessed" entity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. Little did you know, they actually owned every other oil company operating in America. I hope you enjoy driving your car flintstones-style! I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. Only that yours would have been your dentist's 100.000th pulled wisdom's tooth, which would have won you a Mercedes C-class (the dentist's old (2 year) one, he wanted to get a new one anyway ) I wish I would never have door visits from Jehovah's witnesses anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. They knock on your windows now. If you don't answer, then they wait in your car. I wish I had a pet shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Granted. But the first time you turn your back on him... he gets eaten by your pet t.rex I wish I had a spaceship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Granted. Good luck finding solid rocket fuel. I wish I had more of these wonderful little Vicodin candies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Granted. Only that yours would have been your dentist's 100.000th pulled wisdom's tooth, which would have won you a Mercedes C-class (the dentist's old (2 year) one, he wanted to get a new one anyway ) I'm a tuner kinda guy anyway. I think I'll live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Granted, and welcome to The Company. (Your language skills will get you a front seat in "The Great Game.") I wish I owned a hybrid automobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Granted. Your car alternates between kerosene fuel and square rig sails. I wish that I was bulletproof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Granted Unfortunately, the newest biological gas got the best of your last exhale... I wish I was a fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Granted! One word: pollution! I was I was in Dixie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Granted, but now you can only look away. I wish it was summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Granted. But you live in Phoenix and it's 115 in the shade and there's no escape because the power is out all over the city and no one's a/c is working, all the water in all the pools has heated up to 99 degrees so they offer no respite, either. I wish I could have whatever I wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 I wish I could have whatever I wish for. Granted "Whatever" meant uncertainty, therefore you're doomed to anything;..forever, demons, torturing you (That's terrible) Weeping and gnashing of teeth... for all eternity!!! I wish for simplicity . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Granted. You're a single cell organism. I wish I could choose the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Granted but now you're forced to play God in all matters. I wish I was a God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Granted but your that weird Flying Spaghetti Monster God and have only ten true believers I wish I was as strong as a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayMusicGirl Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Granted, but you're as strong as the average computer geek. I wish I had an extra arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Granted. But it's growing out of the place in the middle of your face where your nose should be. You are forced forever to breathe through your mouth and people are always... watching you. And to really make things awful, the arm is useless. I wish I was at least mildly intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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