Uncle Joe Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Granted, but we're then forced to listen over and over to Ebony And Ivory until we march on your house and beat you with a Paul McCartney album. I wish group harmony would make a comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Granted . You are forced , however , to relive the 'boy band ' era of the '90s +. I wish the islands of Japan had engines so we could cruise around the seas as we liked -take that Google Maps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Granted. But you can't pay for the gas, so you are now stranded off the coast of Tasmania. I wish Mexico was part of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Granted, pulse uno para el Inglés, por favor. I wish Canada was part of the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Granted. Canada becomes the 51st-59th states of the Union. Ice Hocky becomes the national sport, followed by Curling and drinking Moosehead beer. Then Quebec stages a revolt, demanding to be reunited with France. (France demurrs, not wanting to have La Belle Tongue polluted by Canadian French.) I wish that China would find a way to produce food products that don't maim of kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Granted, but that doesn't come with egg rolls. I wish I had a nice bowl of won ton soup right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Granted. It's a huge, steaming, bowl of the tastiest wonton soup you've ever eaten. But you just now realize that your cat has been missing for nearly two days. I wish Ozzy Osbourne would win the next Presidential election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Granted. But he immediately steps aside for fellow Rocker Alice Cooper! I wish adults would let kids enjoy Halloween the way they usd to. (Mom's dressed up as Vampira!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Granted. Parents all over the world let their kids go trick-or-treating door-to-door again; only to find that half of them are abducted, sexually assaulted or murdered before they ever return home. I wish that Barack Obama and John McCain would dress in costume as each other for their last debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Granted. John McCain puts on burnt cork and does his best "Eddie Cantor at the movies" before being escorted from the stage by the Fruit of Islam. Barack Obama puts on his best Michael Jackson look and moonwalks across the stage until The Gloved One shows up to challenge him to a duel. (Hand-held hairdryers at point-blank range!) I wish that the Russian sailors show the Somali pirates what happens when they mess with Ukranian arms commerce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Granted, now there are dozens of little Russo/Somali children crawling all around. I wish the election was being held today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Granted by Presidential Decree. Dick Cheney is the winner, in a sudden and suspect write-in offensive. I wish Joe the Plumber would share his wealth with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Granted. You can start by paying off his $25,000 credit card balance, and then if you have any money left over, you can begin repaying the $500,000 left on his mortgage. I wish that I could raise funds from benefactors to pay off my personal expenses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Granted. You are now wholly owned (body and soul)by Old Scratch LLC (A Hades Corporation). Repayment is required immediately or substituted by delivery of another soul! I wish 20th Century Fox would start releasing seasons 2-6 of "St. Elsewhere." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Educational interlude: I wish that I could raise funds from benefactors to pay off my personal expenses. This has, in fact, been done with remarkable success by a girl who ran up something like $30k in credit card debt (buying shoes, I believe). She developed a Web site asking for donations and giving some sort of funny story about how she'd dug herself such a hole. People sent her money left and right, and I believe she paid her entire debt off. Now, back to your regularly scheduled F&G thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 I wish 20th Century Fox would start releasing seasons 2-6 of "St. Elsewhere." Granted. The entire collection is delivered to your home by Stephen Furst and Howie Mandel, and they plan to stay at your place for the next two weeks. Good luck with that, Dude. It shouldn't be TOO annoying. I wish weed came in assorted fruit flavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Granted. You have everything from "Upper Peninsula Gooseberry Gold" to "Singapore Durian Red" to toke. I wish for more seasons of "Newhart" on DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Granted. So how does it feel to put Ambien out of business? I wish Dexter was on every night of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Granted. And you have so many options: Looks like the bridge construction webcam is down at the moment. So you can check if the Tri-County Technical Center has the video stream rolling. If not, there is the pleasant slide show. Or you can find a link to the nearby video rental store right here. ---------- I wish they all could be California Girls ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Granted. They turn into zombies and run after you.{--------------------} I wish that they would make Dead Set a bigger series than it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Granted. Now it has TWO viewers...you and some fat guy in Toronto. I wish every week had two Fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Granted. Saturday has been replaced by the 2nd Friday. Welcome to the 1-day weekend! I wish there was a 2nd Sunday in the middle of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Granted. By Papal decree, mandatory flagellation/self mutilation shall be practiced by all. (Martin Luther and Galileo were burned at the stake, The Spanish Armada had it's way with Tudor England, and The Inquisition never ended. This is an alternate future with a supreme Theocracy firmly in control...and at war with Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism etc.) I wish that Saturday night Larrikinism was sanctioned by the church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 You mean it's not? Granted, but what do we do the rest of the week? I wish I hadn't googled that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted. You turned the clock too far back and now everything that happened in the last 30 days never happened. (Of course, that includes your beloved Phillies never having won the World Series). I wish Barack Obama can bring a quick resolution of the economic crisis and bring our troops home safely from Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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