Farin Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted. Humans become extinct I wish to meet my favourite musician backstage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted. But he/she is only wanting one thing once back there; the very thing that repulsed you into hating the same thereafter, for ever! I wish gasoline was a lot more inexpensive . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted. It's 1868 and oops, no cars. I wish they had cars in 1868 (for Muzik's sake). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted. But gas isn't marketed yet. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted! You're now a buzzard (Turkey Vulture). Enjoy your carrion! ^P.S. This was actually the first wish to this thread! --------------------------------------------------------- I wish I would stop wishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock4Life Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted. You stop wishing, and the rainbow of your imagination fades away into oblivion. Your friends call you boring. I wish I wasn't the "smart kid" all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetrychick Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted. Now everyone thinks you are retarded and you must go to a special school where there lock you into your desk. I wish I could sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted. Again. I wish I hadn't said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetrychick Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted. Now that you have gone back in time and changed one thing your entire life is changed and you are now sitting naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos and ready to give Billy Graham $1000. I wish everyone in the entire world has heard the song We Have No Heads by Denis Leary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted! Now no one in the entire world has heads! ------------------------------------------------ I wish to understand the purpose of life . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetrychick Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted. Now that you understand life you find it boring and no longer wish to live, but somehow cannot find the "will" to die. I wish to live somewhere far from here doing something different and more exciting than I am now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted. You're now a Chinese border patrol soldier in Inner Mongolia. I wish I had a famous piece of art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetrychick Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 (edited) Granted. You now have "Las Meninas" by Valazqeuz and the interpol think you stole it and you are number one on the world's wanted list. I wish my feet were warmer. Edited July 4, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted! But the constant euphoria introduces the parallel between pleasure and pain to the point of no distinction between the two! I wish that no one would ever suffer . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetrychick Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Granted. Now that no one suffers people begin a mad killing spree with no remorse. I wish I married a man with the last name of muffin and named my kids things like blueberry and cranberry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Granted, you're the newest clerk at Dunkin Donuts. I wish I had a blueberry muffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately, you have a rare allergy to blueberries that causes your entire body to turn deep purple and swell up to the size of the Goodyear blimp, so you now look just like Violet Beauregard in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory). I wish for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately it's a pot of monkey liver and onions. I wanna dance the night away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately it's a pot of monkey liver and onions. quote] If you think that's bad for me, look at it from the point of view of the monkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately it's a pot of monkey liver and onions. I wanna dance the night away. Good news: your wish is granted & you're out dancing until 6 AM. Bad news: you arrive home at 6:15 to find your significant other in a compromising position with your best friend. I wish I could live to 120. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 You live be 120, but somehow get life in jail two years from now. I wish I knew how to play the drums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted. You are now on Skull Island, clad only in a loin cloth and some palm leaves, banging your huge bongo drums to warn the people, as King Kong approaches to devour your village. I wish I followed the chicken across the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted, but you weren't so lucky as the chicken and your eggs end up splattered all over the highway. I wish I was at the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted. And Iceland is a beautiful country in january I wish I was on a vacation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 You are, welcome to the Bagdad Hilton. I wish I could change my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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