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Corrupt a Wish


MuzikTyme

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Granted. Now that you have gone back in time and changed one thing your entire life is changed and you are now sitting naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos and ready to give Billy Graham $1000.

I wish everyone in the entire world has heard the song We Have No Heads by Denis Leary.

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Granted. Unfortunately, you have a rare allergy to blueberries that causes your entire body to turn deep purple and swell up to the size of the Goodyear blimp, so you now look just like Violet Beauregard in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).

I wish for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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Granted. Unfortunately it's a pot of monkey liver and onions.

I wanna dance the night away.

Good news: your wish is granted & you're out dancing until 6 AM.

Bad news: you arrive home at 6:15 to find your significant other in a compromising position with your best friend.

I wish I could live to 120.

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