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Corrupt a Wish


MuzikTyme

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Granted. You are now a reclusive hermit living in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a cloth to cover your nether regions and a Barry Manilow song in your head.

I wish I could shift seven pounds in time for California bikini weather.

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Granted. In a stunning upset, Kevin has beaten the incumbent, John Street (D), and is the new mayor of Philadelphia. In the coming four years, citizens of the City of Brotherly Love should expect a surplus of obscure war references and indecipherable bits of sarcasm, and see a decrease in the availability of beer and liquor products.

I want - no...I NEED - a big bag of weed.

:afro: :afro: :afro: :jester: :jester:

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