Shawna Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 The buildup about that whole thing during the show was unbelieveable. It was pretty anti-climactic when nothing happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Don't you think her hair and dress were just awful??? Oh and b-f I sort of remember that from my Monty Python days way, way back in a different state of mind. It was a college experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 I heard an interview with Heather and she said if the leg did come off, her partner was in danger..not her. They also asked her how she feels about people betting on whether her leg will fly off. She said she thought it was funny...people need to have a sense of humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 She wasn't great, but she wasn't terrible. She also seemed very humble. She walks in and tells her partner, "I don't know if you know who I am....". Still, they could be editing it so she gets the sympathy vote. I felt worse for Clyde Drexler. You could see he was trying, though.....He or "Cliff Claven" will probably go first for the guys and Heather or Leeza Gibbons for the women. I missed Leeza's performance, but when I saw the recap, I cringed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 I don't have a clue who any of these people are. Or so I thought. Leeza Gibbons: who is she? That name sounds familiar. This is a real shot-in-the-dark, but is/was she married to Coronation Street actor(and legendary plank) Chris Quinten, perchance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Billy Ray Cyrus has not got a dancing bone in his body. I think he'll feel the first boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Billy Ray Cyrus has not got a dancing bone in his body. I think he'll feel the first boot. Will the boot be attached to Heather's leg? (yes, this was a cheap and easy shot, but I'm glad I took it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Ah, what the heck: Don't You Make Me High (Daniel Barker / Ken Harris) Oh don't you feel my leg, don't you feel my leg 'Cos if you feel my leg, you'll want to feel my thigh Don't you feel my thigh, you'll wanna move up high So don't you feel my leg Don't you buy no rye, don't you buy no rye 'Cos if you buy me some rye, you gonna make me high If you make me high, you'll wanna loosen my tie Don't you buy no rye Now you say you'll take me out, buy me gin and wine You got something different on your mind Say we're gonna have a lovely time But what I got I know is mine Don't you feel my leg, don't you feel my leg 'Cos if you feel my leg, you'll want to feel my thigh If you feel my thigh, you're gonna get a surprise Don't you feel my leg Now you say you'll take me out buy me gin and wine Honey, you got something on your mind Say we're gonna have a lovely time What I got I know is mine Don't you feel my leg, don't you feel my leg 'Cos if you feel my leg, you'll wanna feel my thigh If you feel my thigh, you'll want to move up high You're gonna get a surprise So, don't you feel my leg So, don't you feel my leg So, don't you feel my leg So, don't you feel my leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Heather Mills...will her leg come off during a routine?? You know what would be even funnier....if John Wayne Bobbitt were one of the contestants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 BF - don't you know your history? He was married to 'camel-face' Gail, until the fateful stabbing... As an aside, I met him once during his flirtation with the West Hollywood lifestyle. Unfortunately for the dear chap, one of my friends had had a couple of Guinesses on the pier at Venice Beach and took great drunken delight in reminding him of his past... He took it in good spirits, nice looking woman with him to and the sun was shining if I recall. Beats Wetherfield... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 But I thought he married an American actress called Leeza...(mightabeen) Gibbons. My how we all laughed at his deluded fantasy of "cracking America". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Camel-Face Gail?! I think I dated her. Did she also have a large hump on her back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Gail Platt (formerly Tilsley, nee Potter)is the face-ache in question. Personally, I would have compared her face to that of a chipmunk with indigestion rather than a camel's. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 I just saw her picture on Wikipedia. She looks like the long-lost twin sister of Rik Ocasek, except even funnier looking. Nah, that's not the girl I dated. The girl I dated was cuter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Gail Tilsley has Wikipedia entry??? Man, this is one crazy f*@£#d up world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 (edited) Now, Ivy! There's a doll!!! BF, did you make it to the Fall last night? How was Mr Smith? Edited March 22, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Ivy Tilsley! I wonder if miamisammy had her...a doll indeed! I did get to The Fall last night. Having forked out £20 for my ticket I wasn't going to miss it... They took a while to get into their stride, early on Smith's vocals were getting on my nerves (even though I'd already known what to expect). He had a fit of pique and turned off a bass-players amp mid-song, wandered offstage for no apparent reason, etc. All par for the course really. After returning, they really clicked into gear. The turning point for me was a song that went "My door is always open to you". (Don't know the proper title). Great stuff. I was just really getting into it when they finished, having played less than an hour. So it was a bitter-sweet experience, in some respects. Some great dub sounds between the bands, mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 At least his leg didn't fly off, anyway. (Conscious that we went a bit off-topic there ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Now, Ivy! There's a doll!!! Ivy Brennan (formerly Ivy Tilsley) Unfortunately couldn't find any pics of her after the rather undignified "Pete Burns-style" collagen injections. Those of a sensitive dispotion would do well to avoid even imagining that unwholesome spectacle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re Chris Quinten:After leaving The Street he moved to Los Angeles, married Leeza Gibbons and tried to develop a Hollywood career. Sadly, neither the marriage nor Hollywood worked out for him. For more about Chris, ex-husband of Leeza Gibbons, crap actor and all-round plank: Link If he'd ever attended one of those showbiz parties and been introduced to the UKs most celebrated dandy homosexual, it might have gone something like this "Chris Quinten...Quentin Crisp...Quentin Crisp...Chris Quinten. Chris, Quentin, Quentin, Chris". Try that once the free Martinis are flowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Back to Heather Mills and her leg, yes, it did fly off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Am I the only one who noticed the almost disgusting irony in the name of the dance she was performing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Am I the only one who noticed the almost disgusting irony in the name of the dance she was performing? Nope...you're the only one that commented... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Call on me, Mr. Point-Out-The-Obvious Man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 We all thought it, so don't feel bad!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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