Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I know this isn't music news, but it is about Dancing with the Stars and they have music on the show. Anyway, when I read this is laughed and then thought how cruel. But still laughed a little. Heather Mills...will her leg come off during a routine?? Place your bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Hopefully someone won't say to her..."Go break a leg" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 If her leg flies off, can it hit that annoying judge Bruno in the head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 It could Jenny, they might have a law suit on their hands though...It'll cost her an arm and a leg.... alright, I'll stop now... carry on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I heard on the radio today that she settled with Paul for $56,000,000 and joint custody of the daughter....no leg joke needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 As for her chances on the show....I don't think she'll last long even if she's good. There are too many Beatles fans out there who will vote for anyone else but her. She may get sympathy votes, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 There is no poll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I have never watched the show, but if her leg were to fly off......that...would...be...AWESOME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I saw a promo for the show with Heather saying her big concern was keeping her leg on...so it's a possibility....I don't think we'll be seeing any Rockette kicks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 There is no poll? Edna, last time I tried a poll I messed it up...oh Farin...Farin...we need a poll for this thread...please, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 here I am... to the rescue soo... what do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Thanks Farin!! You rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Thanks, Farin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I wonder how much I could get for that leg on E-Bay. I know! I'm gonna sneak into her dressing room and exchange it with one of those giant fly swatters. You think she'd notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 And I almost felt bad for starting this thread...not anymore!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 soo... what do you think? lame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 wow... I used to have a good laugh at Ms. Mills-soon-to-be-ex-McCartney's expense... then this weekend my mom, who is working on getting a prosthesis like Mills', said to me that she'd read that Mills is going to be on the show, and that gave my mom a lot of courage to know that someone who has the same amputation as my mom's is brave enough to do stuff like that. That's all. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 That's great Shawna...I'm glad to hear your mom is doing well...I'm sure your mom is a good person, Mills on the other hand, well....you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 I'm gonna sneak into her dressing room and exchange it with one of those giant fly swatters. You think she'd notice? You should seduce her and leave her so satisfied she won´t even care about her leg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 You should seduce her and leave her so satisfied she won´t even care about her leg... Yeah, I think with just a little bit of sweet talkin', I could get her to spread her leg for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 And if romance blossoms, could you imagine going down on one knee? Or "Heather", as she prefers to be addressed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 This "Dancing With The Stars" show: I guess it's the US version of our UK original "Strictly Come Dancing". I don't follow the UK show, though Mrs Fitter and 8 year old daughter watch it avidly. As far as I'm aware "Dancing..." isn't being broadcast over here, so I haven't had the good fortune to see it. How did the first leg go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 It went fairly well for Heather. She and her partner were the last to dance and the judges gave her ok marks. I personaly don't think she will last that long on the show, but you never know, people can call in and vote, and it has been proven that call in voting sometimes is just wrong....(American Idol)....there is a story I read yesterday that she is worried her leg may fly off next week with a trick they are trying to do, so we here in the US will wait and see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 How did the first leg go? The first leg was fine, but the second one flew off into the stands and hit a large, elderly woman smack in the forehead. Both Heather and leg should advance to the next round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Wouldn't want to be in the front row for that. Who are the judges on the show? Do any any of them have the wit, style or cojones to pull off a skit on the Monty Python "Audition for the part of Tarzan" sketch. You know the one I mean? "We've nothing against your right leg; the trouble is...." Somebody must know what I'm on about, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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