Uncle Joe Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 And I'll just get my 10c in. Jane, women usually worry about different things to what men do; so that makes it tougher to communicate. Sometimes one can't understand why the other would bother worrying about 'such a thing'. My Wife and I have shared many 'worries', usually about our children, or health issues. Shawna, I'd suggest some nice manly after shave, or splash on. Also, going back to a previous topic, Johnny G and I agree on something for once. I love my Wife just as much now as when we were first married some 37+ years ago. True beauty comes from within. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Now Jenny just hit the nail on the head, I think. Men need to solve things. Women just need a listener. True, and while men want headlines, women give all kind of details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 True, and while men want headlines, women give all kind of details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Well, obviously de-tails are de main reason men talk to de women to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 UncleJoe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Very good Joe. So it all comes down to a toss of the coin; Heads or Tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Heads or Tails. wow... I could think of any number of naughty comebacks here... but this is family hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 (cough) I'm dyin' ova heah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 wow... I could think of any number of naughty comebacks here... but this is family hour. Don't fall to the temptation kid...those evil minds are at play again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 "The devil's not in the details no, the devil's in my pants." ~ Dog's Eye View Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 "The devil's not in the details no, the devil's in my pants." ~ Dog's Eye View You couldn't resist.....and that doesn't even take into account your salami comments on another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 ^ ^ Somebody slap her ... or give 'er a shovel upside her hillbilly head ! Hey ! There may be children aboot , eh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 you guys know me too well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Your observations on cauliflower didn't go unnoticed either young lady...for shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 My observations? As I recall, those were Kevin's. I simply highlighted one of the recipe's finer points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Yeah , Shawna - you also can' t cook worth a sh*t ! Right said , RJ ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 wow Kevin... that's hitting below the belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 (edited) I´m the one to blame for the cauliflower, Shawna is innocent... this time Oh, well, after all... maybe she isn´t that inocent... Edited April 26, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I´m the one to blame for the cauliflower, Shawna is innocent... this time ...and there's a lot of blame to go around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 don't act like you don't like it, Ron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 So my dear, what's your position on zucchini? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Perverts ! } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I felt guilty that, for some reason, my wife was looking increasingly baggy, lined face and wobbly arsed. 'Jeez' I thought. 'There's something wrong with me, she looks like she's getting old and, for some reason, I'm noticing it....I must be a bad person.' And then I realised that I love that wobbly arse, I love those crinkly eyes and I love that wicked smile more than I ever loved her youthful beauty....so, maybe I get what the story was all about. They look different, but we love them more. Sorry to hear that Mrs. Guitar has let herself go a bit...But it's great that you're so open-minded about it. It is important to focus on the more important aspects of the physical deterioration that comes to all of us at some time or another: e.g. "does she still give you the horn?" On the plus side, I suppose the lumbering form of the "wife gone to seed" offers the ideal justification for ones own lack of interest or flagging performance, without one having to feel too guilty about it. Thankfully, Mrs Fitter's flirtation with bagginess and wobbly arse occurred quite early in adult life, so the "Will you still love me when I'm..." dilemma can always be countered with the "Well, I did before, remember?" As it happens, Mrs F looks after herself, (yoga, jogging, swimming) and at 41- with only the odd grey hair and unreliable memory to show for it- appears to be entering her prime. My only problem is keeping up with her insatiable appetite. Why else do you think I spend so much time on the Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I meant 'heads' as in pretty faces, which is what I look at first in a woman. Here in Oz we 'toss a coin' to decide different things - usually in Sports, e.g. which team kicks off in the Footy game. Our coins have the Queen's head on one side(heads) and a design on the obverse (tails). I hope that clears up all those terrible things you were thinking. I just realised what they might be ! Being pure of heart, it took me a while. I was going to tell you how we play 'Two Up' with coins, but that could lead to even more innuendoes. And also it's usually only played by men. That's enough ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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