Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Peaches, you're right. They're far too bootylicious for me. Told ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 What did you just do, then? Peaches snuck in before I got in, and I realized that it would look better if I put the quote on top. By the time I figured out how to delete a post, you had already gotten one in. Hey, cut me some slack; I've been away for quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Just like when Tango busted out of the joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 MUSICAL INTERLUDE: Couldn't split up Kato and Nash, (That's true) Couldn't split up Tango and Cash (That's also true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 If they looked a bit closer, a completely different list could have been compiled... My first choice: She Don't Like Jelly - Flaming Lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 With all due respect to Queen: Flash! Ahhhhh! He saved every one of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Here're some of the ones that I can't stand. I'm A Boy - The Who I'm a boy, I'm a boy, But my ma won't admit it. I'm a boy, I'm a boy, But if I say I am, I get it. I just can't understand this song. I would be ashamed of myself for writing this. I Started A Joke - The Bee Gees I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, But I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no. I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing. Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I said. 'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living. Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. vv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 (edited) Here're some of the ones that I can't stand. I'm A Boy - The Who I'm a boy, I'm a boy, But my ma won't admit it. I'm a boy, I'm a boy, But if I say I am, I get it. I just can't understand this song. I would be ashamed of myself for writing this. It was part of a mini opera, which was never released. I'm a Boy was the only song that survived. It's about a future where parents can determine the sex of their children. A couple requested four girls, but got three girls and a boy, and his mother treats him just like his siblings. That's why. I suppose you didn't really want to know this. Edited February 24, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 I still contend that it's stupid. <v Lighthouse, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Lyrics don't come much more cringeworthy than this, in my book. Utter guff from start to finish. "Abracadabra", by the Steve Miller Band. I heat up, I can't cool down You got me spinnin round and round round and round and round it goes Where it stops nobody knows Every time you call my name I heat up like a burnin flame Burnin flame full of desire Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra You make me hot, you make me sigh You make me laugh, you make me cry Keep me burnin for your love With the touch of a velvet glove Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra I feel the magic in your caress I feel magic when I touch your dress Silk and satin, leather and lace Black panties with an angels face I see magic in your eyes I hear the magic in your sighs Just when I think Im gonna get away I hear those words that you always say Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra Every time you call my name I heat up like a burnin flame Burnin flame full of desire Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher I heat up, I cant cool down My situation goes round and round I heat up, I cant cool down My situation goes round and round I heat up, I cant cool down My situation goes round and round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaaaah... I love this song... but I must admit the lyrics are quite stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 I still contend that it's stupid. <v Lighthouse, right? In case you're still referring to the Who, it's Lifehouse, not Lighthouse. I'm A Boy has nothing to do with Lifehouse, that didn't come about until about three years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 This one, from Pink's "Family Portrait" drives me mad: "Your pain is painful." Really? Pain is not full of fluffy kitties? Surely you jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 "Your pain is painful." Really? Pain is not full of fluffy kitties? Surely you jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 This line is from Eminem's "Lose Yourself"...I kind of like the tune, but this line is just plain gross.. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Some of Depeche Mode's attempts at well-intentioned social comment have been gauche, bordering on downright tragic. One example in particular, the mere thought of which makes me wince: "People are people, so why should it be That you and I should get along so awfully?" Atrocious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 and I always thought it only sounded silly to me, because I don't speak a good enough English... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Grammatically, it isn't incorrect as such, though the sentence construction is clumsy, and the second "should" is superfluous. As a lyric, however, I find it ghastly in oh so many ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 I love Tom Jones in all his glorious swarthiness, but one of his lyrics particularly makes me furious at its stupidity: "Well, she's all you'd ever want She's the kind I like to flaunt and take to dinner" If she were ugly she wouldn't deserve to eat? (the whole is song is just utterly sexist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 I love you, C-girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 That reminded me of the Four Tops song "Ain't No Woman". It is a fantastic song except for the following lyric: "I would kiss the ground she walks on 'Cause it's my word, my word she'll obey, now" You must be out of your mother loving mind. Obey? Obey? Obey? You want your woman to obey your word? To quote Whitney Houston, the noted post-modern feminist, hell to the no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Now, Anna Mae, don't you be startin' up this sh*t again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Damn it, Ike, you won't let me get away with anything, will you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 To quote Whitney Houston, the noted post-modern feminist, hell to the no. :bow:Oh Peaches, that is one of the funniest things ever said. Ever. Even better than Paul's fat assery comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dappled Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 They called the Gothenburg group Tages the Swedesh Beatles, but I thought they were embarrasingly bad and so were the lyrics of their songs IMO. Here's one of them: Hey mama Hey, Mama, do you know? He's got a girl who loves him so Hey there, Papa, have you heard? He's got a love fever So why can't that boy, our boy Find a true love and have some joy "Listen to me, sonny," his Daddy said "If you find a girl, then you'll wish you were dead 'Cause do not think she'll be true to you That's the worst thing you ever can do" So why can't that boy, our boy Find a true love and have some joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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