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The Alabama War on Sex Toys

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It didn't give me moderating nightmares, it gave me nightmares about sex shops...seriously :laughing:

Elvish , try to think positively about the sex toy ' business ' ... ;) Untold numbers of spinsters and perverts are counting on you ! ( :laughing: )

So , I guess in the future , kids will have to study ' The Whisky Rebellion ' , ' The Civil War ' , ' The Indian Wars ' and ' The Alabama War on Sex Toys ' as key moments in the country's destiny . :laughing: :beatnik:

' Give me a dildo - or give me death ! ' - Virginia Wolfe

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Time for a musical interlude:

Good Vibrations

I, I love the colorful clothes she wears

And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair

I hear the sound of a gentle word

On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air

I'm pickin' up good vibrations

She's giving me excitations

I'm pickin' up good vibrations

(Oom bop bop good vibrations)

She's giving me excitations

(Oom bop bop excitations)

Good good good good vibrations

(Oom bop bop)

She's giving me excitations

(Oom bop bop excitations)

Good good good good vibrations

(Oom bop bop)

She's giving me excitations

(Oom bop bop excitations)

Close my eyes

She's somehow closer now

Softly smile, I know she must be kind

When I look in her eyes

She goes with me to a blossom world

I'm pickin' up good vibrations

She's giving me excitations

I'm pickin' up good vibrations

(Oom bop bop good vibrations)

She's giving me excitations

(Oom bop bop excitations)

Good good good good vibrations

(Oom bop bop)

She's giving me excitations

(Oom bop bop excitations)

Good good good good vibrations

(Oom bop bop)

She's giving me excitations

(Oom bop bop excitations)

(Ahhhhhhh)

(Ah my my what elation)

I don't know where but she sends me there

(Ah my my what a sensation)

(Ah my my what elations)

(Ah my my what)

Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations

A happenin' with her

Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations

A happenin' with her

Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations

A happenin'

Ahhhhhhhh

Good good good good vibrations

(Oom bop bop)

(I'm pickin' up good vibrations)

She's giving me excitations

(Oom bop bop)

(Excitations)

Good good good good vibrations

(Oom bop bop)

She's na na . . .

Na na na na na

Na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na

Do do do do do

Do do do

Do do do do do

Do do do

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It seems that my humor is way too subtle.

Look, if for some reason I really found any of the above posts objectionable I would ask the poster to consider deleting the post.

Am I really that hard to read?

April please replace your post. It was fine. My remark (attempting to be funny) is what brought it to the gutter (as was my intention). Sheesh!

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