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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=word

Sort of like the random slogan generator, except this time it fits your name (or whatever word you choose) into a movie quote. I got "If you build it, Tim will come". :P

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It's funniest if you put in the word "Pants".

Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of pants!

Show me the pants!

There is a pants coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little pants too!

I have always depended on the kindness of pants.

Yeah... I'm easily amused.

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"Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the Hypocrisy Room!"

"You had me at 'clavicle'."

"Show me the brachioradialis!"

"Do not go into the Batmobile. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it."

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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty peaches.

To peaches, and beyond!

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his peaches.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel peaches?' Well, do ya, punk?

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old peaches for dinner.

:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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"My mama always said life was like a box of john."

"You can't handle the daslied!"

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his rabies."

"I feel the need - the need for taint!"

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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to badfinger.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my badfinger.

:bow:

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:laughing: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'BADFINGER' at will to old ladies.

A boy's best friend is his "Badfinger".

You can't handle the "Badfinger".

You know the difference between you and me? I make Badfinger look good.

Keep your friends close, but your "Badfinger" closer.... :thumbsup:

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