Things people do

[chutzpah]

Hopefully,you're not talking about one of those battery operated thingies

S/s someone is freaking out

[miamisammy29]

Someone somewhere OWNS a Sex Machine....along with all the attachments.

[Uncle Joe]

It's a big, bright green pleasure machine

or....

Get on uppppppppp

[miamisammy29]

Someone somewhere is playing air guitar to "Sultans of Swing".

:guitar:

[Jenny]

someone somewhere is getting too used to sleeping in and not having to go to work

[Shawna]

someone somewhere else counts the days until they get to sleep in, even though their work station is just a few steps from their bed.

[bluesboy]

Someone somewhere has the urge to write a Twilight Zone episode.

[skybluesky]

S/S would watch that episode

[MuzikTyme]

Someone somewhere should consider listening to this next song . . .

Always Somewhere

[Jenny]

Someone somewhere needs to get off their duff and finish cleaning, but is having too much fun!

[skybluesky]

S/s cautions staying on your duff and having fun could lead to three years without a job

[Uncle Joe]

S/S is going to end up with a flat duff.

[Lea]

Ss is thinking the same thing about herself

[Jenny]

ss joined a gym so her duff will shrink or at least not spread

[bluesboy]

Somebody somewhere spends alot of time wallowing in the mud.

[bluesboy]

Someone somewhere is raising their pantlegs indicating a flood.

[MuzikTyme]

Someone somewhere skinny dips.

[bluesboy]

Someone somewhere loves to troll here.

[Shawna]

someone somewhere is a smug condescending jackass, and doesn't even know it, because smug condescending jackasses rarely entertain the possibility it's THEM.

[Lea]

Ss thinks truer words were never spoken

[edna]

S/s agrees with the above posts...

[skybluesky]

S/s is feeling ignored by someone they love

[Levis]

You know BACK IN THE DAY when this thread first cropped up as a place for people to put things in perspective and appreciate what they have and count their blessings I never ever expected it to turn into Passive-Aggression Central.

Jeez, First World, go LIVE.

[MarcM]

S/S HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT THEY ARE OK WITH IT.

[bluesboy]

Someone somewhere is slowly pissing everyone off.