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Zack & Miri Make a Porno is about as close as you can get to an actual porno, without being a porno. It's funny as h*ll. I don't remember the last time I laughed this much. 8.5/10 maybe 9/10. It truly is hilarious, although not for anyone younger than 17.

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Just got back from watching Quantum of Solace... I'm completely underwhelmed. Correct me if I'm wrong but I didn't even catch a glimpse of a storyline, and that guy in the suit wasn't James Bond. There was nothing charming or witty about him, I find it very hard to believe that he'd want revenge like this for a girl (I mean hey, it's James Bond), and what's he doing killing everyone in sight anyway? The only thing that was really up to par were the action scenes.

And who on earth okayed that title song? Even Madonna did a better job :stars:

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Zack & Miri Make a Porno is about as close as you can get to an actual porno, without being a porno. It's funny as h*ll. I don't remember the last time I laughed this much. 8.5/10 maybe 9/10. It truly is hilarious, although not for anyone younger than 17.

"the beans hurt." :laughing: :laughing:

Note to Lucky: the next night at the Roger concert, I threatened to toss a pair of granny-panties on stage. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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It's supposed to be Bond's early days, before he became the hardened emotionless killer Bond that we know and love. And I LIKE that song! :(

What do you mean? :confused: It's the other way round I think... to me Bond's no hardened emotionless killer at all, but that guy in this movie was.

As for the song... I thought it was terrible :P I do see why someone might like it, but even so... it's just completely out of place in a Bond movie.

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Made of Honor with Patrick Dempsey and some broad. .5/10

It has been well established that I don't like chick flicks, so I suppose it is my fault for watching it in the first place. However, that does not excuse the movie for being a contrived, condescending, borderline-misogynistic, steaming pile of elephant crap. I am tired of this type of movie wherein the lead man runs around doing whatever the hell he wants while the woman he has been fated to be with sits around and waits for him to come to his senses so they can live happily ever after. Horse *******. And what offends me even more are the people who think this defecation is romantic. Romantic? Romantic is when my best friend in the world (who happens to be my husband of 13 years) can look at me when I walk in the front door, know exactly what kind of day I've had at work and what kind of night I'll have doing homework, and tells me to sit on the couch with my feet up while he makes dinner for me with our beautiful daughter.

I'll take that over some a-hole trotting in on a horse any day of the week.

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