Three Word Story II

[Zepfan]

and other terrible

[miamisammy29]

Gingriches that evolved

[Zepfan]

from candidates to

[miamisammy29]

something almost human.

[Uncle Joe]

Just then Santorum

[Zepfan]

spoke about the

[RonJonSurfer]

upcoming Super Bowl

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but nobody listened

[miamisammy29]

because Tebow wasn't

[Zepfan]

dating a Kardashian

[Uncle Joe]

or knocking up

[Zepfan]

some other mindless

[miamisammy29]

skank like Paris

[RonJonSurfer]

at the Hilton

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as reported by

[miamisammy29]

TMZ during their

[Uncle Joe]

Skank News Blitz

[Zepfan]

which highlights other

[RonJonSurfer]

faux celebrities that

[miamisammy29]

occasionally pose nude

[Zepfan]

and other stupid

[Uncle Joe]

yet appreciated stunts

[miamisammy29]

for public enjoyment.

[Zepfan]

In other news

[Jenny]

my dog Fred