Three Word Story II

[Uncle Joe]

for old folks

[RonJonSurfer]

with new ideas

[Zepfan]

about old problems

[Jenny]

that repeat themselves

[Zepfan]

and lead nowhere

[Uncle Joe]

but to debauchery

[Zepfan]

and other fun

[Jenny]

hobbies that people

[RonJonSurfer]

do to entertain

[Zepfan]

their fans online

[RonJonSurfer]

but under the

[_Laurie_]

influence of a

[Uncle Joe]

strong anti constipation

[Zepfan]

medicine that doesn't

[Uncle Joe]

permit loose bowell

[RonJonSurfer]

movements anywhere near

[Zepfan]

the size of

[miamisammy29]

King Kong's when

[Jenny]

he's eaten apples

[miamisammy29]

and prunes. Unfortunately,

[Uncle Joe]

the blockage caused

[Zepfan]

a work stoppage

[miamisammy29]

in his colon,

[Zepfan]

however, Mr. Methane...

[RonJonSurfer]

was dangerously close