Three Word Story II

[Uncle Joe]

skinned wallet with

[_Laurie_]

pictures of the

[Uncle Joe]

reptile who impregnated

[Lea]

something that looked

[miamisammy29]

like Joan Rivers

[Jenny]

and then died

[BlueAngel]

a horrible death

[Uncle Joe]

rather than spend

[_Laurie_]

years of misery

[Uncle Joe]

with a shrew.

[_Laurie_]

Meanwhile at camp

[MindCrime]

a flute playing

[_Laurie_]

black bear with

[MindCrime]

pantyhose stretched out

[MuzikTyme]

garters and thighs

[Uncle Joe]

bigger than elephants'

[MuzikTyme]

tusks; like Fleetwood

[_Laurie_]

and Big Mac

[Uncle Joe]

with extra pickles

[MuzikTyme]

whilst McVie burped

(after Mac-attack)

[Uncle Joe]

out "Hold Me"

[_Laurie_]

thrill me, kiss

[Uncle Joe]

my grits you

[MuzikTyme]

Exclaimed Flo; suddenly . . .

[Lea]

as she was