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I try, but I live with someone who is a serial complainer and very negative.  Almost everyday, I lose patience early in the morning and then feel like a loser the rest of the day.  So staying positive

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A bear walks into a bar and asks for "A pint of beer and....................

.............a bag of crisps, please."

The bartender says "OK, but why the huge pause?" :sing1:

A time traveler walks into a bar for the first time and orders a drink last week. :stars:

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A time traveler walks into a bar for the first time and orders a drink last week. :stars:

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says "sorry we dont serve ropes here." So the rope disappointedly leaves, but returns later and again orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and repeats that they do not serve ropes there.

So the rope goes outside, ties himself into a knot and beats himself against a wall.

He then goes back into the bar and orders a drink.

The bartender looks at him and says"arent you the rope who came in earlier?", and the rope says"no, I`m a frayed knot"

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