Shawna Posted February 18, 2013 Report Posted February 18, 2013 ... wasn't a talk show. It was a stand-up routine. I heard that he does these things to try out new jokes on crowds to see how well they'll go over on his show, though. And judging by last night's material, he's got a year's worth of monologues for the show.
Kevin1429030929 Posted February 19, 2013 Report Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) The picture in my head just keeps cutting me up . It's just so Looney Tunes. http://www.clarionledger.com/viewart/20130218/NEWS03/130218015/Brothers-blow-up-house-celebrating-lottery-Kansas Edited February 19, 2013 by Guest
Rayzor Posted February 19, 2013 Report Posted February 19, 2013 The picture in my head just keeps cutting me up . It's just so Looney Tunes. http://www.clarionledger.com/viewart/20130218/NEWS03/130218015/Brothers-blow-up-house-celebrating-lottery-Kansas Sammy won the lottery?
Kevin1429030929 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Posted February 20, 2013 " Bummer,man. My brother's in the hospital , I got busted , and now we have no dough or a house."
miamisammy29 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Posted February 20, 2013 Sammy won the lottery? Nah, that wasn't me. I did blow up my house, but I didn't win the f***in' lottery!
JackieBlue Posted February 22, 2013 Report Posted February 22, 2013 It's Finally Friday!! :haveabeer:
JackieBlue Posted February 27, 2013 Report Posted February 27, 2013 We're almost thru February and no snow!!! BUT what really sweetens my coffee today is: there's 10 more days till Daylight Savings Time Wahoooo :happybanana:
Shawna Posted February 27, 2013 Report Posted February 27, 2013 I have to put that on my calender just so I know when everybody's hours change... in AZ it's ALWAYS daylight savings time.
JackieBlue Posted February 28, 2013 Report Posted February 28, 2013 Well ya learn something new everyday, I didn't know that. YOU lucky duckies!!! I think if it were like that here I'd have a much better attitude. It sucks getting home from work and it's dark, makes me just wanna jump right into my pj's!!
MindCrime Posted March 2, 2013 Report Posted March 2, 2013 Yesterday after work, I lost $500 cash in the parking lot at the grocery store. I didn't realize it until 15 minutes later on my way home. When I returned there, it was still there! I almost lost my rent money and several days worth of hard work. I'm very lucky.
Shawna Posted March 2, 2013 Report Posted March 2, 2013 that is crazy lucky. I never even carry that much cash, much less lose it!
edna Posted March 3, 2013 Report Posted March 3, 2013 I almost lost my rent money and several days worth of hard work. I'm very lucky. So I understand your rent money is the equivalent of several days of hard work... Yes, you're very lucky... if you lived in Spain in these years, you would have to work hard for a whole month to earn half of the rent...
Ken Posted April 5, 2013 Report Posted April 5, 2013 We crossed the border into Michigan last night to do some grocery shopping. Stopped at a Speedway gas station to get some gas before heading home. My son was filling the tank, and I had just come back from paying for the gas. A man approached my son from his beat-to-snot van with a grin. Said to my son, "Hey, I notice your from Canada (license plate). Over here, we have what they call, (looking both ways) African Americans, what do you call them in Canada?". My son, dry as anything looked at him and said, "Canadians". Never been so proud in all my life. Ever.
Shawna Posted April 5, 2013 Report Posted April 5, 2013 I freakin' HATE the hyphenated ethnic thing. I figure if you're born in America, you're American. Period.
_Laurie_ Posted April 7, 2013 Report Posted April 7, 2013 Went out to dinner at Applebee's and it was pretty packed, had to wait awhile...So while we were waiting there was this cute little girl around 5 or 6 yrs old singing and dancing and twirling around to the song Dancing Queen...she actually was a pretty good singer...sang it word for word...after she was done she took a little bow...and we all clapped...who knows, maybe she'll be the next future American Idol....
Rayzor Posted April 7, 2013 Report Posted April 7, 2013 Ken: you got yourself a smart boy! Canada rocks!
Shawna Posted April 7, 2013 Report Posted April 7, 2013 at my writer's group yesterday, one of the writers gave a presentation, about her experiences getting her children's books published. The title character in the books is a caterpillar named Bruce. My nephew's name is Bruce. He'd think that was the best thing in the world. I followed her to her car to purchase these books for my nephew and she begins to autograph them. She writes, "Bruce, I hope your life is always full of courage." Then she asks me, "How old is your nephew?" I say, "30." She opens the other two and scribbles her name very quickly, collects my money and runs.
Jenny Posted April 10, 2013 Report Posted April 10, 2013 Walked 4 miles yesterday and 7 today after being lazy all last week. My feet are killing me, but it's worth it!
Lucky Posted April 10, 2013 Report Posted April 10, 2013 Nice! I need to walk more at home. Laps around the building at work really aren't the same thing.
Shawna Posted April 28, 2013 Report Posted April 28, 2013 My nephew got a Merit Award because he's such an awesome cop.
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