What sweetens your coffee today II

[Shawna 1]

... wasn't a talk show. It was a stand-up routine. I heard that he does these things to try out new jokes on crowds to see how well they'll go over on his show, though. And judging by last night's material, he's got a year's worth of monologues for the show.

[Kevin1429030929 0]

The picture in my head just keeps cutting me up . It's just so Looney Tunes.

http://www.clarionledger.com/viewart/20130218/NEWS03/130218015/Brothers-blow-up-house-celebrating-lottery-Kansas

Edited February 19, 2013 by Guest

[Rayzor 1]

The picture in my head just keeps cutting me up . It's just so Looney Tunes.

http://www.clarionledger.com/viewart/20130218/NEWS03/130218015/Brothers-blow-up-house-celebrating-lottery-Kansas

Sammy won the lottery?

[Kevin1429030929 0]

" Bummer,man. My brother's in the hospital , I got busted , and now we have no dough or a house."

[miamisammy29 4]

Sammy won the lottery?

Nah, that wasn't me. I did blow up my house, but I didn't win the f***in' lottery!

[JackieBlue 0]

It's Finally Friday!! :haveabeer:

[JackieBlue 0]

We're almost thru February and no snow!!! BUT what really sweetens my coffee today is: there's 10 more days till Daylight Savings Time Wahoooo :happybanana:

[Shawna 1]

I have to put that on my calender just so I know when everybody's hours change... in AZ it's ALWAYS daylight savings time.

[JackieBlue 0]

Well ya learn something new everyday, I didn't know that. YOU lucky duckies!!! I think if it were like that here I'd have a much better attitude. It sucks getting home from work and it's dark, makes me just wanna jump right into my pj's!!

[Wyld Card 5]

Yesterday after work, I lost $500 cash in the parking lot at the grocery store. I didn't realize it until 15 minutes later on my way home. When I returned there, it was still there! I almost lost my rent money and several days worth of hard work. I'm very lucky.

[Shawna 1]

that is crazy lucky. I never even carry that much cash, much less lose it!

[edna 6]

I almost lost my rent money and several days worth of hard work. I'm very lucky.

So I understand your rent money is the equivalent of several days of hard work... Yes, you're very lucky... if you lived in Spain in these years, you would have to work hard for a whole month to earn half of the rent...

[Ken 0]

We crossed the border into Michigan last night to do some grocery shopping. Stopped at a Speedway gas station to get some gas before heading home. My son was filling the tank, and I had just come back from paying for the gas. A man approached my son from his beat-to-snot van with a grin. Said to my son, "Hey, I notice your from Canada (license plate). Over here, we have what they call, (looking both ways) African Americans, what do you call them in Canada?". My son, dry as anything looked at him and said, "Canadians".

Never been so proud in all my life. Ever.

[Shawna 1]

I freakin' HATE the hyphenated ethnic thing. I figure if you're born in America, you're American. Period.

[_Laurie_ 9]

Went out to dinner at Applebee's and it was pretty packed, had to wait awhile...So while we were waiting there was this cute little girl around 5 or 6 yrs old singing and dancing and twirling around to the song Dancing Queen...she actually was a pretty good singer...sang it word for word...after she was done she took a little bow...and we all clapped...who knows, maybe she'll be the next future American Idol....

[Uncle Joe 0]

Atta Boy, Ken!

[Rayzor 1]

Ken: you got yourself a smart boy! Canada rocks!

[Shawna 1]

at my writer's group yesterday, one of the writers gave a presentation, about her experiences getting her children's books published.

The title character in the books is a caterpillar named Bruce. My nephew's name is Bruce. He'd think that was the best thing in the world. I followed her to her car to purchase these books for my nephew and she begins to autograph them. She writes, "Bruce, I hope your life is always full of courage." Then she asks me, "How old is your nephew?" I say, "30."

She opens the other two and scribbles her name very quickly, collects my money and runs.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Monty Python - Bruce

[Jenny 2]

Walked 4 miles yesterday and 7 today after being lazy all last week. My feet are killing me, but it's worth it!

[Lucky 5]

Nice! I need to walk more at home. Laps around the building at work really aren't the same thing.

[Uncle Joe 0]

...and NO POOFTERS!

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Do you mind if we call you Bruce?

[Uncle Joe 0]

Please, make it Bruce B. Bruce.

[Shawna 1]

My nephew got a Merit Award because he's such an awesome cop.