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What sweetens your coffee today II


Henry David
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Today, my girlfriend's old best friend from high school happened to be in town. During the course of the meal I learned that this friend is an award nominated adult film star. Seeing as I don't really follow the porn scene, that's not the part that made my day. What DID make my day was the look on my brother's face when I gave him the autographed DVD I got for him. It seems he's a pretty big fan. 

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Haha.

I believe there were two of them.

a)Involved a scene involving faces and bodily fluid

b)Involved bodily fluid leaving a female body in a rather spectacular fashion.

What I would like to know (looking back I should have asked) is how do they decide who is the best at these things. I would like to see the rating scales.

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I hope you built a garage to put it in.

With the amount of times your previous cars have been broken into, the thieves will be thanking you otherwise for buying a soft top car and making their entry easier.

You ain't gonna want to replace the top every time they want to see if you have any cash or CD's in your glove compartment.

I imagine that would be more expensive than a window. Yes? No?

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