Rhyme It! II

[Rayzor]

If I drink any more, I may need to be subdued...

[skybluesky]

some people will never know, even if heavily clued

[Uncle Joe]

Unless like me they've been viewed.

[Crazy Don]

It's not nice to have a bad attitude.

[RonJonSurfer]

I think my words have been misconstrued.

[Uncle Joe]

medicate...take a qualude

[CanAm]

I can't, I'm too much of a prude.

[RonJonSurfer]

That cow moo'ed. ( I'm too lazt to check back to see if this bad rhyme was used already)

[CanAm]

While listening to Hey Jude?

[RonJonSurfer]

I'm glad we reviewed.

[CanAm]

Because that cow was much valued.

[MarcM]

Because he wore hats

[skybluesky]

and he put hats on his many cats

[_Laurie_]

Hmm, imagine that.

[CanAm]

I would if I weren't such a prat.

[MarcM]

Mel Torme used to scat

[Jenny]

wipe your feet on the mat

[RonJonSurfer]

Wasn't there a mouse named Ignatz?

[MarcM]

Who wore little white spatz?

[RonJonSurfer]

And induced cat splats.

[CanAm]

And liked his coffee ersatz?

[MindCrime]

Do you like Rascal Flatts

[RonJonSurfer]

How abount Mr. Domino, you know, Fats!

[Crazy Don]

Charlie Brown liked to say "Rats!"

[RonJonSurfer]

Venetian blinds have slats.