Rhyme It! II

[Rayzor]

With all my drinkin' I'v ebecome crass and crude.

[_Laurie_]

Do you watch Family Feud?

[MarcM]

Jeffrey Lebowski is the Dude

[MindCrime]

His behavior is awfully lewd.

[Lucky]

Only because he's often stewed.

[Rayzor]

So long as he don't run 'round in the nude.

[MarcM]

Ray's favorite drink is brewed.

[Rayzor]

Better believe it! But then I become unglued

[MarcM]

Especially when you run out. Then you are screwed.

[Rayzor]

I can always get more if I haven't spewed!

[MarcM]

Some might say that now we are getting crude.

[_Laurie_]

You might get sued.

[Rayzor]

Don't be such a prude!

[MarcM]

She's come unglued.

[Super Ry 71]

Hope she doesn't get booed.

[MindCrime]

So I've been clued.

[Uncle Joe]

She is tall and lanky and tanly hued.

[MarcM]

Her blond hair has been blued

[Uncle Joe]

Has she been tatooed?

[MarcM]

Her basset hound wears a snood.

[skybluesky]

I want to sit and brood

[Lucky]

The lovely maiden was tenderly wooed.

[skybluesky]

Many an unhappy suitor was away shooed

[Lucky]

Did you clean up after the puppy, when he pooed?

[skybluesky]

He spoke his line when cued