Rhyme It! II

[_Laurie_]

Nah, she wouldn't care.

[Uncle Joe]

is Jacques her frer?

[_Laurie_]

Did she cut her hair?

[RonJonSurfer]

Yes, I swear.

[skybluesky]

of all the Danes, the best is Claire

[_Laurie_]

Do you know Fred Astaire?

[skybluesky]

did he and Ginger ROgers have an affair?

[_Laurie_]

Or did she runaway with Pierre?

[Shawna]

and didn't Pierre have a rather nice derriere?

[Uncle Joe]

That's enough of that stuff.

[RonJonSurfer]

Pass me a cream puff.

[Crazy Don]

I think that's tough!

[Uncle Joe]

Nah, just a lil fluff

[CanAm]

Said Joe while sitting on his duff.

[Uncle Joe]

Yup, in the buff.

[MarcM]

Depeche Mode sang "Just Cant Get Enough"

[skybluesky]

The Hoff left in a huff

[MarcM]

If your ears get cold, put on a muff.

[skybluesky]

Do men really read the articles in Stuff ?

[Uncle Joe]

Does the Pope spit in the woods?

[MarcM]

Does a guy named Guido have the goods?

[skybluesky]

Guido hangs around with thugs and hoods

[Super Ry 71]

Poor guy's just misunderstood.

[MindCrime]

Does he eat much food?

[Lucky]

Only when he's in the mood.